Jeff's shortcuts to Internet milions informercial...

Aeon Storm · November 18th, 2007, 04:09 AM

...is on the History channel now, and there are two ridiculously hot chicks showing nothing but titties...and they're fucking NOYCE.

Just thought I'd mention it.

Italics · November 18th, 2007, 04:21 AM

They had a clip on "The Soup" a while back. The girl in the blue is smokin'.

Aeon Storm · November 18th, 2007, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Italics

They had a clip on "The Soup" a while back. The girl in the blue is smokin'.

Fuck yeah she is!

Noodle · November 18th, 2007, 04:31 AM

I was playing a game online while watching that Baghdad Diaries program. After my match stops I turn to the tv and see that brunette in blue with the big boobs slighty leaning forwar while she talks.

Go back to gaming.

Then I look again and see a blonde in a red shirt with big boobs.

Italics · November 18th, 2007, 04:41 AM

I'll give it to 'em--if there's anything that'll make you stop flipping channels to watch an infomercial, it's hot chicks with large titties leaning over.

Noodle · November 18th, 2007, 04:43 AM

http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog...l-infomercial/

Aeon Storm · November 18th, 2007, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodle

http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog...l-infomercial/

That's it! Fuck that chick in the blue is hot. Positive rep!

Shaolin · November 18th, 2007, 11:02 AM

I like the end of the infomercial, where it looks like they might start making out soon.....

Bigg Russ · November 18th, 2007, 11:18 AM

LOL! Fuckin' hilarious!!

SmAsHeD IxNaY · November 18th, 2007, 11:54 AM

I can't get the dang thing to show up.

Aeon Storm · November 18th, 2007, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SmAsHeD IxNaY

I can't get the dang thing to show up.

I'm sure it'll be on the History Channel, after hours, every night for a few weeks. If you're up at 2 (or 3?) in the morning, it's worth your time. They're really, REALLY nice boobs.

SmAsHeD IxNaY · November 18th, 2007, 03:45 PM

Well I swung by my sister's house and it worked on her computer. Those were definitely some nice racks. Probably the greatest infocommerical I've ever seen, haha.

Z_E_R_O · November 18th, 2007, 05:14 PM

It's so easy for her to make money now, what will she ever do with her time?

:queue wah wah music:
Look good, that's what, and hang out with her friend that wears too much makeup.

MiaBran · November 18th, 2007, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmAsHeD IxNaY

I can't get the dang thing to show up.

do you have this problem very often?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z_E_R_O

It's so easy for her to make money now, what will she ever do with her time?

:queue wah wah music:
Look good, that's what, and hang out with her friend that wears too much makeup.

right.... makeup.... cuz I made it to the face

Old Fart Gamer · January 31st, 2008, 09:29 AM

It's all about John Paul!

I saw this infomercial this morning and if one of those web businesses is marketing a DVD of those two chicks doing the snatch lap, sign me the fuck up!

turningpoint · January 31st, 2008, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmAsHeD IxNaY

Well I swung by my sister's house and it worked on her computer.

How olds your sister?

KidRockDog · February 3rd, 2008, 06:14 AM

Is that the one where they keep calling email/making web pages "magic"?

Aeon Storm · February 3rd, 2008, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KidRockDog

Is that the one where they keep calling email/making web pages "magic"?

Yeah; if memory serves, that's what they were saying.

notsofun28 · February 3rd, 2008, 05:22 PM

this is absurd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4

turningpoint · February 3rd, 2008, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notsofun28

this is absurd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4

Holy shit that is awesome.

Aeon Storm · March 6th, 2008, 05:05 AM

Man, I'm up watching this shit again. I just can't change the channel.

KidRockDog · March 6th, 2008, 05:36 AM

She's ok to look at but I can't stand listening to her call email 'magic'.

It's obviously the work of God.

Z_E_R_O · March 6th, 2008, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notsofun28

this is absurd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4

Wow, just fucking wow!
That thing would have to fuck you up.
I just hope it isn't real.

Kev · March 7th, 2008, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaolin

I like the end of the infomercial, where it looks like they might start making out soon.....

I think it's that pregnant pause, just after they "high five" and one goes, "great..." It's like (beat) "Wanna fuck?"

November 18th, 2007, 04:09 AM	#1
Aeon Storm Moderator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Green Hill Zone Posts: 25,740 Games Owned: 1846 Games Wanted: 215	Jeff's shortcuts to Internet milions informercial... ...is on the History channel now, and there are two ridiculously hot chicks showing nothing but titties...and they're fucking NOYCE. Just thought I'd mention it. __________________ SEGA hates me.

November 18th, 2007, 11:02 AM	#8
Shaolin Registered User Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 11,972 Games Owned: 92 Games Wanted: 0	Dem some tig ol bitties... I like the end of the infomercial, where it looks like they might start making out soon..... __________________ *What is a good man but a bad man's teacher? What is a bad man but a good man's job?*

November 18th, 2007, 05:14 PM	#13
Z_E_R_O Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Cary, NC Posts: 5,082 Games Owned: 0 Games Wanted: 0	It's so easy for her to make money now, what will she ever do with her time? :queue wah wah music: Look good, that's what, and hang out with her friend that wears too much makeup. __________________ "Are you trying to out-strange Jackson now that he's dead?" ~DG "Don't swallow, Bill Murray!"

January 31st, 2008, 09:29 AM	#15
Old Fart Gamer Registered User Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 7,698 Games Owned: 18 Games Wanted: 0	Fuck a Ron Paul It's all about John Paul! I saw this infomercial this morning and if one of those web businesses is marketing a DVD of those two chicks doing the snatch lap, sign me the fuck up! __________________ "Recovering alchie" ~Moon Tears Logan Douglas Hannan 1/1/2006 - 3/10/2006 Rest in peace, little man.

March 6th, 2008, 05:05 AM	#21
Aeon Storm Moderator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Green Hill Zone Posts: 25,740 Games Owned: 1846 Games Wanted: 215	Man, I'm up watching this shit again. I just can't change the channel. __________________ SEGA hates me.

November 18th, 2007, 04:21 AM	#2
Italics Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 2,962 Games Owned: 19 Games Wanted: 0	They had a clip on "The Soup" a while back. The girl in the blue is smokin'.

November 18th, 2007, 04:31 AM	#4
Noodle Registered User Join Date: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,660 Games Owned: 24 Games Wanted: 0	I was playing a game online while watching that Baghdad Diaries program. After my match stops I turn to the tv and see that brunette in blue with the big boobs slighty leaning forwar while she talks. Go back to gaming. Then I look again and see a blonde in a red shirt with big boobs.

November 18th, 2007, 04:41 AM	#5
Italics Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 2,962 Games Owned: 19 Games Wanted: 0	I'll give it to 'em--if there's anything that'll make you stop flipping channels to watch an infomercial, it's hot chicks with large titties leaning over.

November 18th, 2007, 04:43 AM	#6
Noodle Registered User Join Date: Aug 2000 Posts: 2,660 Games Owned: 24 Games Wanted: 0	http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog...l-infomercial/

November 18th, 2007, 11:18 AM	#9
Bigg Russ Moderator Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: 'Tween here & there Posts: 36,732 Games Owned: 73 Games Wanted: 0	LOL! Fuckin' hilarious!!

November 18th, 2007, 11:54 AM	#10
SmAsHeD IxNaY Moderator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Auburndale, FL Posts: 21,466 Games Owned: 78 Games Wanted: 0	I can't get the dang thing to show up.

November 18th, 2007, 03:45 PM	#12
SmAsHeD IxNaY Moderator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Auburndale, FL Posts: 21,466 Games Owned: 78 Games Wanted: 0	Well I swung by my sister's house and it worked on her computer. Those were definitely some nice racks. Probably the greatest infocommerical I've ever seen, haha.

February 3rd, 2008, 06:14 AM	#17
KidRockDog Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Arkansas Posts: 8,690 Games Owned: 0 Games Wanted: 0	Is that the one where they keep calling email/making web pages "magic"?

March 6th, 2008, 05:36 AM	#22
KidRockDog Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Arkansas Posts: 8,690 Games Owned: 0 Games Wanted: 0	She's ok to look at but I can't stand listening to her call email 'magic'. It's obviously the work of God.

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