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cinegamegrrl
February 24th, 2004, 12:07 AM
Hey guys
i'm new here, not totally sure if this is the right place to put this, but feel free to correct me if i'm wrong :D
anyway i am just getting into gaming and i picked up a box of pop tarts this weekend and inside was a free Lord of the Rings Return of the King PC demo....really fun game but i need some hints.
anyone else see this giveaway?

SmAsHeD IxNaY
February 24th, 2004, 12:14 AM
Anyone wanna take bids on who this is?

molsonmuscle
February 24th, 2004, 01:37 AM
i'm gonna take a stab and say it's erbs's sexy sister....ya...thats it

BIG MIKE
February 24th, 2004, 04:20 AM
Why she's TM's replacement!

Hope she likes giving foot rubs!

PsYcHo
February 24th, 2004, 06:25 AM
I prefer back rubs but I'd settle with a hand job.

BIG MIKE
February 24th, 2004, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by cinegamegrrl
Hey guys
i'm new here, not totally sure if this is the right place to put this, but feel free to correct me if i'm wrong :D
anyway i am just getting into gaming and i picked up a box of pop tarts this weekend and inside was a free Lord of the Rings Return of the King PC demo....really fun game but i need some hints.
anyone else see this giveaway?

Gawdamn, I thought that pop tart tasted a bit odd, I shoulda known something was wrong when I lacerated my gums and needed 80 stitches to close `em back up.


Dammit!!!!


Ummmm, could I have yours since you can't figure out how to play it? Thanks!

cinegamegrrl
February 24th, 2004, 07:32 PM
Um...o...k?
i have tried putting the pop tart in the CD drive (bad idea), but I've never tried to eat the CD. Too metallic for my tastes.

BrntGuy
February 24th, 2004, 07:39 PM
Someone say Metallica!!!??

TMBlakKat1
February 24th, 2004, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by BIG MIKE
Why she's TM's replacement!

Hope she likes giving foot rubs!

Sorry bro, I'm not replaceable nobody gives better foot rubs than me!!

BrntGuy
February 24th, 2004, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by TMBlakKat1
Sorry bro, I'm not replaceable nobody gives better foot rubs than me!!

Well gotta give you props TM. Takes a champ to tackle Big Mikes feet.
Check em out.
http://www.consolecity.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=870495

TMBlakKat1
February 24th, 2004, 07:56 PM
Yes seen them a few times.. pretty fuckin gross, I'd much rather touch JD's feet than Mikes... hehehe

BIG MIKE
February 25th, 2004, 06:24 AM
HEY!

Not only are you "off topic" (shame shame shame!)

But your hurting mah feelings *sob*


~sniff!~


*wipes nose on Brnts jacket,,,,,,,and runs out of thread*


~Clomp~

~~~~Clomp~~



~~~~Clomp~~~~



~Clomp~


~~~~~~Clob~~~~





~~Clomp~~~


~~~clomp~~




~~~~Clomp!~~~~



*oh yeah,,,"and slams `Da door!" *



~SLAM!~

TMBlakKat1
February 25th, 2004, 06:02 PM
don't be sad Mike.. I love ya buddy but JD is my bitch :)

BIG MIKE
February 25th, 2004, 06:19 PM
Oh, okay then :)

cinegamegrrl
February 25th, 2004, 11:43 PM
But no love for me??
i'm alone with my pop tarts and demo....
(desperately clinging to topic, haha)

BIG MIKE
February 26th, 2004, 06:22 AM
Jeez,,,,,, what was the topic of this thread?:confused:

Something about bad tasting pop tarts,,,,,

cinegamegrrl
February 27th, 2004, 01:00 AM
well it WAS a lord of the rings demo that i found in pop tarts...
but suddenly there was talk of foot rubs and someone's sexy sister....
i don't know what i got into :D

BrntGuy
February 27th, 2004, 07:53 AM
Aack!! Whats this crap on my coat????

TMBlakKat1
February 27th, 2004, 05:09 PM
wow.. I'm gone for almost a day and I missed a whole lotta nothing oh well... I want JD to get his ass back on his computer!!! Mike, go kidnap him and uhh yeah I dunno nevermind :)

BIG MIKE
February 27th, 2004, 06:21 PM
Awwww jeez, what's with this JD infatuation thing you have goin on? Good `fer JD, but it is kinda disturbing- that bastards like the oldest guy in here ( not to mention his backward left leg ) I'm not kidnaping him either- the last person who FK'd with JD was pookilla, he drank JD's last beer. JD murdered him and buried him in a shallow grave in his basement.

He'll be back soon, find a doorknob or sumthin to occupy yerself!

TMBlakKat1
February 27th, 2004, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by BIG MIKE
Awwww jeez, what's with this JD infatuation thing you have goin on? Good `fer JD, but it is kinda disturbing- that bastards like the oldest guy in here ( not to mention his backward left leg ) I'm not kidnaping him either- the last person who FK'd with JD was pookilla, he drank JD's last beer. JD murdered him and buried him in a shallow grave in his basement.

He'll be back soon, find a doorknob or sumthin to occupy yerself!

JD is my bitch!! and no there will be no door knobs for me thank you, I have fingers for that as well as... no nevermind I am just going to stop at that, I shouldn't have even said that but oh well!

BrntGuy
February 27th, 2004, 07:38 PM
Maybe you should think of a new nicname TM, maybe Pooh Bear.

TMBlakKat1
February 27th, 2004, 07:40 PM
Ah hah... and why is that?

BrntGuy
February 27th, 2004, 07:44 PM
Well you like to put your fingers in the honey pot don't ya?

TMBlakKat1
February 27th, 2004, 07:48 PM
lol... oohh you've got a point!

PsYcHo
February 27th, 2004, 10:29 PM
Sounds good to me.. If you ever need an extra hand with your honey pot, I'd be happy to lend you mine. :dirty:

EDIT: whoa post #666 for me :D

BIG MIKE
February 28th, 2004, 09:48 AM
Ack!~

I can't post behind that^ IT'S THE POST OF THE BEAST!!!

QUICK, EVERYONE TO THE CELLARS!!!!!!!!!

cinegamegrrl
February 28th, 2004, 02:52 PM
wow....i have no idea what's going on....
this is the most..err...active board i've ever been on.
explanations?

TMBlakKat1
February 28th, 2004, 03:41 PM
no need for explanation just don't talk! heh

BIG MIKE
February 29th, 2004, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by cinegamegrrl
wow....i have no idea what's going on....
this is the most..err...active board i've ever been on.
explanations?

The post above mine, psycho's is numbered 666- that's the number of the beast! Therefore- TO THE CELLARS EVERYBODY!!!!

TMBlakKat1
February 29th, 2004, 11:35 AM
can we come out of the cellar now.. it's kinda dark and scary and I don't like being in here with you Mike, aint no telling what you will do :)

BIG MIKE
February 29th, 2004, 01:51 PM
Now hush up- we can't come up till I says it's safe!

you and that other girl just come on over and sit on mah lap, I'll protects ya!

SmAsHeD IxNaY
February 29th, 2004, 05:33 PM
Mike's gonna take "real good care" of you two...

TMBlakKat1
February 29th, 2004, 11:41 PM
No no I'm okay I'll just stay right where I am... no protecting me I can hold my own, thanks!

cinegamegrrl
March 1st, 2004, 11:54 PM
well yes, i think i get the 666 part...everything else, though, is a mystery....*out of the loop*
i'm in a corner by myself eating a pop tart.

BIG MIKE
March 3rd, 2004, 07:18 PM
Awright cine, time for you to post a pic of yourself-

cinegamegrrl
March 4th, 2004, 12:03 AM
no digital camera, sorry.
you can just jump to your own conclusions, i guess ;)

BIG MIKE
March 4th, 2004, 06:13 PM
No excuses now, young lady!

cinegamegrrl
March 5th, 2004, 03:05 AM
haha sorry...
the best i can do is hand you a pop tart instead??
a bribe of some sort?
are all your pics up here somewhere?

Wein
March 5th, 2004, 04:52 AM
Originally posted by cinegamegrrl
no digital camera, sorry.
you can just jump to your own conclusions, i guess ;)

http://www.herpes.ru/hudo/hum/fat_girl.jpg

BIG MIKE
March 5th, 2004, 06:16 AM
Ack!~

It's Jabba the hut!

quick everyone,,,,,,,,TO THE CELLAR!!!!!!!!!!!

cinegamegrrl
March 5th, 2004, 02:53 PM
hahaha that's all wrong....
i have brown hair.
kidding! kidding!
i don't see pictures of you guys, don't know what the fuss is.

Wein
March 5th, 2004, 02:56 PM
Don't worry; I'm a stud.

BrntGuy
March 5th, 2004, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by Wein
Don't worry; I'm a stud.
If your tapping that blonde you took a pic of, well Holmes, you are a stud!

TMBlakKat1
March 5th, 2004, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by cinegamegrrl
hahaha that's all wrong....
i have brown hair.
kidding! kidding!
i don't see pictures of you guys, don't know what the fuss is.

maybe if you opened your eyes and shut your mouth you would realise there is a thread that has quite a few of these losers pics in there... sorry not intentional meanness just not been a great day the best part was punching some asshole in his face and making him cry and run away like a little bitch.

BIG MIKE
March 5th, 2004, 08:00 PM
Sorry, but I can't do "the fat"

Brnt,,,,, you can have mine, I'ma gonna pass- thanks just the same.

Now then, forward my calls, to the cellar.

cinegamegrrl
March 8th, 2004, 10:56 PM
hmmm ok....i will check it out....
sorry, new to boards, not sure of procedures and all.

BIG MIKE
March 9th, 2004, 06:19 AM
There are no "procedures"

Also, don't be afraid to post in some of the other threads in here ;)


It's hokay, we won't hurt you ;)

TMBlakKat1
March 9th, 2004, 05:17 PM
speak for yourself Mike how does she know the others wont hurt her.. some of these guys are pretty scary... well maybe that is just looking!! Hehe 'cept for 2 but I'm keeping them to myself hehehehehe!! :)

cinegamegrrl
March 9th, 2004, 07:02 PM
hmmm but i feel all safe in this little thread, haha.
i'm a little worried about the big scary world of this forum...and it seems a little more than just a little scary...

BIG MIKE
March 9th, 2004, 07:37 PM
LoL don't be listenin to TM, she's just trying to scare ya. You at least need to give the infamous MDA thread a post (hello, I'm a new girl here thread) it's legendary, and quite safe.

Awright TM, except for 2? heh,,,,, you trying to make JD jealous? (doubt if it will work though, the bastard is never here no mo)

cinegamegrrl
March 11th, 2004, 02:37 AM
hmmm i'll give it a look, but like i said, no digital camera.
plenty of pop tarts though...

BIG MIKE
March 11th, 2004, 07:57 PM
Well, at least give us a description of some sorts!

BrntGuy
March 11th, 2004, 08:50 PM
Yea for example Mike is 6' 4", 225lbs. with a thick mane of wavy blonde hair. He wears glasses, but puts the colored contacts in for a night on the town with the misses. His physically draining job keeps his svelt frame muscularly toned and along with his chiseled good looks make him pass for guys 10 years younger than his 40.

BIG MIKE
March 11th, 2004, 09:54 PM
Gawdamn,,,, that's so close to "dead on" it's downright erie Brnt!

I'm 37- JD's the old one at 40.

BrntGuy
March 12th, 2004, 07:38 AM
Cinegrrl there does happen to be a few pics here of some of the people at these boards. http://members.tripod.com/controversycorner/Dricas%20Gang.htm

cinegamegrrl
March 12th, 2004, 01:53 PM
I'm 21, tallish, brunettish?
Does that help at all??
Again, in the stead of a photo, i offer you pop tarts...
woohoo off topicness.

TMBlakKat1
March 12th, 2004, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by BrntGuy
Cinegrrl there does happen to be a few pics here of some of the people at these boards. http://members.tripod.com/controversycorner/Dricas%20Gang.htm

how come I don't get to be on there.. :( sniff sniff oh well such is life.

TMBlakKat1
March 12th, 2004, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by BIG MIKE

Awright TM, except for 2? heh,,,,, you trying to make JD jealous? (doubt if it will work though, the bastard is never here no mo)

No, I have no need to make JD jealous he's my bitch as it is. There are just 2 others that are worth a look at... no one ever said looking hurt anyone! unless you look like shit that hurts peoples feelings.

BIG MIKE
March 12th, 2004, 05:53 PM
Well, you need to tell your bitch to post more.

BrntGuy
March 12th, 2004, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by TMBlakKat1
how come I don't get to be on there.. :( sniff sniff oh well such is life.

Well the names of those have changed in some cases, new aliases. But I put that together quite awhile ago and havent touched it in a long time, and really dont want to either. Plus you have your own thing going on with your pic on it soooooo, we all know what ya look like.

TMBlakKat1
March 12th, 2004, 06:27 PM
oh okay you have a point... lalala back to my own world for a while

BrntGuy
March 12th, 2004, 06:28 PM
Did you happen to notice JD's picture on there?

TMBlakKat1
March 12th, 2004, 06:33 PM
I have seen it many times

BIG MIKE
March 12th, 2004, 06:54 PM
(she sleeps with it brnt! ;) )

TMBlakKat1
March 12th, 2004, 06:58 PM
maybe I do... maybe I don't!

BIG MIKE
March 12th, 2004, 07:15 PM
Heh,,,,, perhaps we need to do some intervention?

TMBlakKat1
March 12th, 2004, 07:28 PM
I think I need sleep... I am soo out of it today, neeeeeeeeeed sllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

BIG MIKE
March 12th, 2004, 07:57 PM
Bah!~

I need a beer- I think I'll shall go grab a frosty beer mug outa the freezer and have a nice frosty cold one!

YEEHAW!

BrntGuy
March 12th, 2004, 08:00 PM
For the eleventh time this evening. ;)

BIG MIKE
March 12th, 2004, 08:03 PM
Maybe, but who's counting?

My livers still somewhat pliable, I don't need to worry till it's all stiff and breaking apart right?

TMBlakKat1
March 13th, 2004, 03:10 AM
Mmm beeeeeeer! Beer sounds yummy right about now... hell I'd settle for anything alcoholic...

Orinoco Flow
March 13th, 2004, 04:21 AM
Careful, Kat.

If you're not careful, you could turn out to be a female version of BIG MIKE when you get older. Wouldn't be a pretty sight. Don't mean to sound like a daddy or some shit, but at your age it's not a good idea to be drinking anything with alcohol anyways.

How about a nice New York style cheesecake or a Chicago pizza instead? Now that sounds yummy.

BIG MIKE
March 13th, 2004, 07:09 AM
Originally posted by TMBlakKat1
Mmm beeeeeeer! Beer sounds yummy right about now... hell I'd settle for anything alcoholic...

Heh,,,, be careful what you say,, lot's of "alcoholics" in here!



(hush Flow- don't scare the young gal away,,,,, I'm trying to get her to help me find my pupy,,, he's lost! :( )

TMBlakKat1
March 13th, 2004, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by OrinocoFlow
Careful, Kat.

If you're not careful, you could turn out to be a female version of BIG MIKE when you get older. Wouldn't be a pretty sight. Don't mean to sound like a daddy or some shit, but at your age it's not a good idea to be drinking anything with alcohol anyways.

How about a nice New York style cheesecake or a Chicago pizza instead? Now that sounds yummy.

Only if I can get it with a beer! No, I'm really not a big drinker anyhow and usually if I drink I don't drink enough to fuck me up. I'm a pretty good kid for the most part..

BIG MIKE
March 13th, 2004, 04:40 PM
Yeah I'm a perty good kid to- and I don't drink much either!

Yay fo me!

TMBlakKat1
March 13th, 2004, 04:44 PM
you lie!

BIG MIKE
March 13th, 2004, 04:51 PM
Yeah,,,,,,, and I'm a real bastard to!

TMBlakKat1
March 13th, 2004, 04:54 PM
hmmm I see

BIG MIKE
March 13th, 2004, 05:03 PM
But, that's a good thing-

Nothin beats a good `ole bastard!

TMBlakKat1
March 13th, 2004, 05:18 PM
maybe, maybe not

BrntGuy
March 13th, 2004, 06:42 PM
Ain't no maybe about it!! :dirty:

TMBlakKat1
March 13th, 2004, 09:43 PM
yes there is a maybe!

BIG MIKE
March 13th, 2004, 10:58 PM
What were we talking about?

TMBlakKat1
March 13th, 2004, 11:54 PM
I have no idea.. but I do have an idea... lets think of something new!!

BIG MIKE
March 14th, 2004, 07:24 AM
Hokay,,,,, how about mornings suck, and I wanna just spend the day in bed? *yawn*

Orinoco Flow
March 14th, 2004, 08:13 AM
NO.

NO.

NO.




We were talking about the nature, make up, and great depth of affection that BIG MIKE has for cats.







Remember?

BIG MIKE
March 14th, 2004, 09:55 AM
Realy?:confused:

WTF,,, cats piss me off tho-

They are always wanting something, stinking up the house with their litter box, getting hair all over the place and not to mention waking me up in the middle of the night!

TMBlakKat1
March 14th, 2004, 01:09 PM
My cat shits all over the floor and 74 chases him around, it is by far the funniest thing to wake up to even though half the time I wanna shoot him in the mornings cause he's too damn loud.

BIG MIKE
March 14th, 2004, 01:40 PM
Is it actual honest to goodness shit- or that shit like hairball mess they love to hork up all over the house?

TMBlakKat1
March 14th, 2004, 01:46 PM
it is honest to goodness shit as well as his hair... he's one nasty fucker!

BIG MIKE
March 14th, 2004, 03:59 PM
Hmmmm- I would have to refer you to review the cat shitting on floor thread. Tell me where the cat lives, and I'll put a hit out on his hairy ass for ya!

TMBlakKat1
March 14th, 2004, 04:31 PM
lol my cat is retarded... so I have 1 retarded cat(I have 2 cats but only 1 is retarded), 1 retarded dog (and I have 3 dogs) and a retarded fish... and a bunch of retarded family members!

Orinoco Flow
March 15th, 2004, 06:18 AM
Originally posted by BIG MIKE

They are always wanting something, stinking up the house with their litter box, getting hair all over the place and not to mention waking me up in the middle of the night!Those are all things that you said you liked about them. Then there's the foul and twisted shit you like to do with them on account of their furry bodies. :eek:

Orinoco Flow
July 25th, 2004, 04:58 AM
* **bump**

TMBlakKat1
July 25th, 2004, 02:42 PM
wow, that was and enlightening **bump**... :p

BIG MIKE
July 26th, 2004, 07:40 PM
Way to scare off the new girl guys!

I bet she was hot to! :(

necrolust
July 27th, 2004, 02:54 AM
Cinegrrl there does happen to be a few pics here of some of the people at these boards. http://members.tripod.com/controversycorner/Dricas%20Gang.htm

forgot how ugly you all are :shudder: :p

I always was the forums "sexiest offtopic bastard"