PDA

View Full Version : so Dan~



turningpoint
September 26th, 2003, 08:41 PM
do you have one of those queer british accents?

fingertips
September 26th, 2003, 08:56 PM
I don't like this thread.

KidRockDog
September 26th, 2003, 09:07 PM
I hope you know I reported your post to a moderator.

zortoes
September 26th, 2003, 10:11 PM
stereotype

fingertips
September 26th, 2003, 10:31 PM
I like Power 98.9

They're always blazing hip hop and R & B

KidRockDog
September 26th, 2003, 10:51 PM
You're not black.

BIG MIKE
September 28th, 2003, 07:15 AM
WTF, he's not?! since when?!


I bet Dan~ sounds like that guy (Dick Van Dyke) in "Mary Poppins"


"Greetings,,, what up Guvnah?"

lmhstalker
September 28th, 2003, 07:37 AM
STFU big mike.

Thanks for your cooperation.

BIG MIKE
September 28th, 2003, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by lmhstalker
STFU big mike.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Your such an offtopic little bitch!!

I think that's why I love you so,,,,,,Guvnah!:D

fingertips
September 28th, 2003, 11:41 AM
I have a Pennsylvania accent.

KidRockDog
September 28th, 2003, 11:47 AM
Better than a WI accent. :(

fingertips
September 28th, 2003, 11:55 AM
Or Hondai Accent.

Dan~
September 28th, 2003, 02:21 PM
I consider my self as a normal talking 'human' being, I don't talk all tangy like most americans.

You say tomatoe as, two-may-toe,

I say it as two-mar-toe

turningpoint
September 28th, 2003, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by KidRockDog
I hope you know I reported your post to a moderator.


lmao idc, it was a joke, and the fact that i was just curious. thx dan~

BigWillyNYG
September 28th, 2003, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by Dan~
I consider my self as a normal talking 'human' being, I don't talk all tangy like most americans.

You say tomatoe as, two-may-toe,

I say it as two-mar-toe


Can you explain to me where you found an "r?"

BrntGuy
September 28th, 2003, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by fingertips
Or Hondai Accent.

Good One, Lol!

BIG MIKE
September 28th, 2003, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by BigWillyNYG
Can you explain to me where you found an "r?"


I thought the R was silent?:confused:

turningpoint
September 28th, 2003, 08:52 PM
yeah i was going to mention that also.. i didnt get the "r" thing either.

KidRockDog
September 28th, 2003, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by turningpoint
lmao idc, it was a joke, and the fact that i was just curious. thx dan~

I was kidding.



I always thought it was tuh-may-toe.

lmhstalker
September 28th, 2003, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by turningpoint
yeah i was going to mention that also.. i didnt get the "r" thing either. Shut up you moron. You're too stupid to get that it was a joke.

turningpoint
September 28th, 2003, 11:30 PM
o ok, and i guess big mike and bigwillyNYG are also... hell i guess everyone here is a bunch of morons were alll morons! SWEET!


seriously i love it, the # of times you call me a moron, it makes me feel better because i know my posts are getting to you. I'm pissing you off, i absolutely love it.


keep em comin!!!! hahahahahaha man o man great times.

lmhstalker
September 29th, 2003, 03:41 AM
Perhaps because... you are a moron?

Bingo!

BIG MIKE
September 29th, 2003, 05:45 AM
Originally posted by lmhstalker
Shut up you moron. You're too stupid to get that it was a joke.


So the "R" isn't silent?

Dan~
September 29th, 2003, 05:55 AM
No it's just how english ppl say tomatoe, if you say it was tomatoe, it would be two-mah-toe,

as fopr grass, I say iot was gr-arse, and ppl at the top of england say it as gr-ass

BIG MIKE
September 29th, 2003, 11:23 AM
Jesus,,,,,, sounds like people need gramar lessons over there!

KidRockDog
September 29th, 2003, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by lmhstalker
Perhaps because... you are a moron?

Bingo!

I think for a second that you're going to make a post without a reference to, or directed at, BingoBango...

But no. :D

GuitarGuru
September 29th, 2003, 03:00 PM
He should change his name to BBStalker. It borders the line of homosexuality....:D

turningpoint
September 29th, 2003, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by lmhstalker
Perhaps because... you are a moron?

Bingo!

lol i think im going to make a count of every time youve typed moron or idiot in one of your posts, i bet its almost close to your post count. I mean its really to bad you haven't found a way to widen you ability to use words, because you know they're really starting to lose their meaning. Here ill give an example of another word you can use for an insult with the same meaning.

ignoramus is one, im sure you could come up with many more, i mean just pull out the dictionary/theasarus at your desk while enjoying that delicious, jelly filled donut.

BIG MIKE
September 29th, 2003, 07:48 PM
Gawdammit, now I've forgotten what the topic of this thread was.

Nice work men!

turningpoint
September 29th, 2003, 10:24 PM
all thx to lmh.

lmhstalker
September 29th, 2003, 10:32 PM
yeah, because we all know this was one hell of a topic from the start.

turningpoint
September 30th, 2003, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by lmhstalker
yeah, because we all know this was one hell of a topic from the start.

you're a moron.

turningpoint
September 30th, 2003, 12:47 AM
you're still a moron.

TheGlove
September 30th, 2003, 01:53 AM
Stop flaming, flamer.

BIG MIKE
September 30th, 2003, 05:48 AM
Awright, we've played with this new guy Dan~ long enuff, can we kill him now?,,,,,,,,,,,,,PLEASE?!


Sumbody `git a rope!





YEEHAW!!!!!!!!!

fingertips
September 30th, 2003, 05:58 AM
Told you Dan~...

Hey Mike, can we play kick the corpse when we're done!?

Kev
September 30th, 2003, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by BIG MIKE
Jesus,,,,,, sounds like people need gramar lessons over there!

We invented the damned language. Well, the Germans did technically, but we made it popular, Goddamnit!

Cheers,

Kev

BIG MIKE
September 30th, 2003, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by fingertips
Told you Dan~...

Hey Mike, can we play kick the corpse when we're done!?


Hell yeah!

Still waitin `fer the rope though.

molsonmuscle
September 30th, 2003, 12:40 PM
i get first dibs on pokin the corpse with a stick

Mark~
September 30th, 2003, 02:13 PM
where is Dan~ i haven't seen him in awhile...he said he's been posting in here for about a week or so...i hope you guys don't scare me off like you did him

Gay~
September 30th, 2003, 03:00 PM
Fuck you american pigs.:mad:

TheGlove
September 30th, 2003, 03:10 PM
What in the hell is goin on 'round hurrr?

Gay~
September 30th, 2003, 03:13 PM
WE Brits are taking over your bloddy board.:mad:

Mark~
September 30th, 2003, 03:14 PM
americans are week...i do have to agree...they are far inferior to use british folk

Mark~
September 30th, 2003, 03:15 PM
tally hooo motherfuckers...you stupid americans are all the same

toast
September 30th, 2003, 03:17 PM
who the fuck are these guys...i hate the fuckin brits...accept for them monty python fuckers...them guys are awesome

Gay~
September 30th, 2003, 03:18 PM
Please excuse my mate here. He cannot spell "weak" properly. I blame you americans for dumbing down the language.

Fucking pigs!!!!!!!:mad:

Mark~
September 30th, 2003, 03:29 PM
sorry brother

these bloody idiots are really starting to eerk me. don't know why they mess with our superior intelligence

lmhstalker
September 30th, 2003, 03:47 PM
We kicked your ass in the American Revolution! So piss on you!:rolleyes:

lol

necrolust
September 30th, 2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Mark~
sorry brother

these bloody idiots are really starting to eerk me. don't know why they mess with our inferior hygiene

turningpoint
September 30th, 2003, 05:11 PM
lmao these forums make me laugh.

fingertips
September 30th, 2003, 06:00 PM
Appearently they make you cry too, the way you go around bitching about everything.

turningpoint
September 30th, 2003, 06:33 PM
or maybe i was just posting random crap for no reason. :rolleyes:

BIG MIKE
September 30th, 2003, 06:36 PM
WTF,,,,,, I thought you ran away to the upstairs?!

fingertips
September 30th, 2003, 09:15 PM
He sure as hell needs to go somewhere.

lmhstalker
September 30th, 2003, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by BIG MIKE
WTF,,,,,, I thought you ran away to the upstairs?! We ran him back thinking you'd miss him.:D

turningpoint
September 30th, 2003, 09:35 PM
yep im back! hip hip hooray! but don't worry upstairs i haven't abandoned you.

BigWillyNYG
September 30th, 2003, 09:53 PM
God damn, you really are a faggot.

turningpoint
September 30th, 2003, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by BigWillyNYG
God damn, you really are a faggot.

yep i sure am what time did you want me to stop over later big willy?:dirty:

BIG MIKE
October 1st, 2003, 05:41 AM
This was a good thread till you guys FK'd it up!

WTG!

fingertips
October 1st, 2003, 05:53 AM
Crap, now you guys went on hurt hurt Mike's feelings. Now I'm pissed. I'm going to murder someone.

BIG MIKE
October 1st, 2003, 11:38 AM
Give it to `em Tips, Give it to `em good!!!

turningpoint
October 1st, 2003, 02:06 PM
sweet, ive driven soem one to murder im sooooo cooool.

fingertips
October 1st, 2003, 05:34 PM
I'm gonna make it look like a suicide.


Yup! I'm gonna make it look like you hit yourself across the face with a 9 Iron twenty-six times.

Yesiree, sweet sweet suicide.

GuitarGuru
October 1st, 2003, 06:57 PM
You will get a reward Tips. I'll give you a high-five and a package of Ramen noodles, beef style.

turningpoint
October 1st, 2003, 07:12 PM
can i have a pack of chicken ramen?

toast
October 1st, 2003, 09:47 PM
lmao...what the fuck is going on in here

GuitarGuru
October 1st, 2003, 09:49 PM
WE are talking about high-fives and ramen noodles, so contribute dammit......:D

turningpoint
October 1st, 2003, 11:25 PM
i gave some random girl last a weekend a high 5 on her way out of my room.

lmhstalker
October 2nd, 2003, 12:16 AM
Good for you Peter-boy. Probably the first phyical contact you've had with a girl. Probably popped on too... "oh my, what's happening to me?"

KidRockDog
October 2nd, 2003, 12:18 AM
Yeah man, your parents must be very happy.

turningpoint
October 2nd, 2003, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by lmhstalker
Good for you Peter-boy. Probably the first phyical contact you've had with a girl. Probably popped on too... "oh my, what's happening to me?"

well if it was, which it wasn't, it would probably have been 1 more time then you have had.

turningpoint
October 2nd, 2003, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by KidRockDog
Yeah man, your parents must be very happy.

:confused:

BIG MIKE
October 2nd, 2003, 05:37 AM
Ramen noodles kick ass!

fingertips
October 2nd, 2003, 05:43 AM
If there is anyone in the world who doesn't like Ramen Noodles I'll kill them just like I framed Pookilla's murder on JD.


Oops!!!! Did I sat that? :eek:

BIG MIKE
October 2nd, 2003, 05:46 AM
heh,,,,,,, `Po JD. Getting "hit from behind" in prison for a crime he didn't commit.



Kinda funny if you think about it.

fingertips
October 2nd, 2003, 05:50 AM
Hey, maybe he killed someone we dont know about.

Jonathon? Sirbills?

BIG MIKE
October 2nd, 2003, 05:54 AM
Who knows how many shallow graves that bastad has in his basement.

lmhstalker
October 2nd, 2003, 06:13 AM
Originally posted by turningpoint
well if it was, which it wasn't, it would probably have been 1 more time then you have had. wow! That was almost as good as, "I'm rubber, you're glue...":tard:

KidRockDog
October 2nd, 2003, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by turningpoint
:confused:

Sorry. I'll simplify:

Mom smile.

turningpoint
October 2nd, 2003, 11:31 AM
:confused:

toast
October 2nd, 2003, 02:32 PM
ramen noodles rock!!!!!

BIG MIKE
October 2nd, 2003, 05:14 PM
I like `em under a steamy pile of Dinty Moore stew.


MMMMMMmmmmmmm, good!

BrntGuy
October 2nd, 2003, 05:46 PM
Under Dinty Moores steaming pile????? God Mike your sicker than I thought.

BIG MIKE
October 3rd, 2003, 05:52 AM
Hmmmmm, now it looks like we scared the new guyoff.

yay.

GuitarGuru
October 3rd, 2003, 08:05 AM
Scared off or banned? Stupid british fuckers....lol.

BIG MIKE
October 3rd, 2003, 11:20 AM
Well, Dans~ not banned, but WTF may as well be, to afraid to post an shit since we decided it was "time to `git a rope"

fingertips
October 4th, 2003, 09:51 AM
I knew he couldn't hang. Dang British, no good giver-uppers.

turningpoint
October 4th, 2003, 12:05 PM
lol, ive started the greatest, off topic thread. :) all bow to me.

necrolust
October 5th, 2003, 02:36 PM
worst thread ever

BIG MIKE
October 5th, 2003, 05:40 PM
THIS THREAD SUCKS!

lmhstalker
October 5th, 2003, 05:45 PM
http://www.houseofhelp.com/forums/images/smilies/sucks.gif

turningpoint
October 5th, 2003, 07:03 PM
1st to worst,, thank god now maybe you guys will stop posting in this thread.

KidRockDog
October 5th, 2003, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by turningpoint
lol, ive started the greatest, off topic thread. :) all bow to me.

MaxDarkAngel? Is that you.

Yeeah, so let me guess then Peter..you invented the question mark too? Leave, boy. :mad:

BIG MIKE
October 6th, 2003, 06:01 AM
Originally posted by turningpoint
1st to worst,, thank god now maybe you guys will stop posting in this thread.



Hokay, I wont.

toast
October 6th, 2003, 11:08 AM
this thread would be nothing without those damn brits

turningpoint
October 6th, 2003, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by KidRockDog
MaxDarkAngel? Is that you.

Yeeah, so let me guess then Peter..you invented the question mark too? Leave, boy. :mad:

fuck no the question mark, i beyond that i invented the ! exclamation mark. i thought you would know that. i'm the king of exclamatory sentences!!!!!!!

BIG MIKE
October 7th, 2003, 11:18 AM
and forever shall you be deemed as such.

turningpoint
October 8th, 2003, 11:05 AM
badassss!

BIG MIKE
October 8th, 2003, 03:59 PM
heh,,,,,, "Safe sex"


Cool.

turningpoint
October 8th, 2003, 05:19 PM
heh.

Dan~
October 10th, 2003, 09:31 AM
Hmmmmmm

turningpoint
October 10th, 2003, 11:36 AM
O dan your so silly.

toast
October 11th, 2003, 08:47 AM
dan~ is back...hooray

Dan~
October 11th, 2003, 10:40 AM
hey, i was wondring if your lot can help me, i want my hair style like jonnys in the pic below, but i dunno if he uses gel or spray or both or sommit else.

http://www.gru-uk.com/spineshank1.jpg

BIG MIKE
October 11th, 2003, 04:01 PM
(Pssssst,,,,,sneek up behind him with rope guys, I'll distract the little bastard)



Ummmm, yeah that's realy great hair!!!


I would try using both gel and spray for best results- and if you like I have some special "cream" you could try.

necrolust
October 12th, 2003, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by BIG MIKE
and if you like I have some special "cream" you could try.

is it that "bukkake" cream you've been raving about?

BIG MIKE
October 12th, 2003, 07:12 AM
^ yup, made it myself!

toast
October 12th, 2003, 06:05 PM
its something about mary

Erbs
October 12th, 2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by toast
its something about mary


you dont know why, but im laughing my ass off at this.

fingertips
October 13th, 2003, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by Dan~
Hmmmmmm ^That's just gas excaping his carcas^

He's really dead though.

*kicks body*

Yeah.

toast
October 13th, 2003, 04:53 AM
Originally posted by Erbs
you dont know why, but im laughing my ass off at this.

i have a feeling i do know why...but i might not

BIG MIKE
October 13th, 2003, 06:21 AM
Originally posted by fingertips
^That's just gas excaping his carcas^

He's really dead though.

*kicks body*

Yeah.



*pokes corpses eye with a stick*


~~squish,,,,,, squish~~~

fingertips
October 13th, 2003, 03:30 PM
Who's up for a game of "Kick the Dan"

http://www.sagarmatha.com/images/stomp.jpg

turningpoint
October 13th, 2003, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by Erbs
you dont know why, but im laughing my ass off at this.
lol so did I

facetofaceDCN
October 13th, 2003, 11:00 PM
shut up peter, jesus

turningpoint
October 13th, 2003, 11:07 PM
no you.

BIG MIKE
October 14th, 2003, 05:44 AM
Hush up ya fools, this is a serious topic!


~~WHUMP!~~~


*kicks the Dan~ corpse in the nuts*

toast
October 15th, 2003, 03:42 PM
now why you all have to be nut kickers

BIG MIKE
October 16th, 2003, 05:43 AM
I dunno, it's probably that gawdamned ~

It just pisses everybody off, not to mention he busted mah sig!

Dan~
October 19th, 2003, 07:45 PM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Overkill
October 19th, 2003, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by Dan~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Best quote ever!

KidRockDog
October 19th, 2003, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by Dan~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'll kill you.

turningpoint
October 20th, 2003, 12:19 AM
yeah definite must kick in the balls.

BIG MIKE
October 20th, 2003, 05:52 AM
Piss on Dan~ and his gawdamned squiglys!!!!

fingertips
October 21st, 2003, 01:00 PM
Fucking squiggly.

BIG MIKE
October 22nd, 2003, 05:46 AM
There's a special place in hell for squigly using MoFo's!

turningpoint
October 22nd, 2003, 05:43 PM
i like squigly's ~~~~~~~~~~~~

lmhstalker
October 22nd, 2003, 07:35 PM
They're called tildes dumbasses!!!:evil:

JDGAFFLIN
October 22nd, 2003, 11:46 PM
Who the fuck is Dan?

turningpoint
October 23rd, 2003, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by lmhstalker
They're called tildes dumbasses!!!:evil:

we prefer squigly's, even despite the correct name.

turningpoint
October 23rd, 2003, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by JDGAFFLIN
Who the fuck is Dan?

dead guy from the UK, that likes squigly's.

lmhstalker
October 23rd, 2003, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by turningpoint
we prefer squigly's, even despite the correct name. Then at least spell it right.:tard:

"squiggly," s-q-u-i-g-g-l-y, "squiggly"

turningpoint
October 23rd, 2003, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by lmhstalker
Then at least spell it right.:tard:

"squiggly," s-q-u-i-g-g-l-y, "squiggly"

lol i didn't type the 2nd g so therefore its now unreadable, Big mike made the same mistake so i guess hes a :tard: also.:rolleyes:

lmhstalker
October 23rd, 2003, 05:01 AM
Originally posted by turningpoint
lol i didn't type the 2nd g so therefore its now unreadable,
That's not what I said.
Originally posted by turningpoint
Big mike made the same mistake so i guess hes a :tard: also No shit, he misspelled it (hence the "we" in your previous post). I bet you cut and pasted his version otherwise you would have butchered it further.

I didn't realize using a ":tard:" meant you were calling that person a tard.:rolleyes:

BIG MIKE
October 23rd, 2003, 05:31 AM
Please review the following disclaimer located at the bottom of my contract.

"Big Mike reserves the right to butcher the english language whenever he deems it appropriate"

Any questions?

JDGAFFLIN
October 23rd, 2003, 08:22 PM
Just one....

Is that "turningpoint" idiot a moron some of the time, or is it pretty much an everday thing?

Thanks for the clarification in advance.

turningpoint
October 23rd, 2003, 11:56 PM
anywho jd, this is 278.

JDGAFFLIN
October 24th, 2003, 06:29 PM
I guess 278 didnt "live forever".....


Bwahahahahahahahahah!

What up Petey. I thought you were that crossup idiot. My bad.

Dan~
October 25th, 2003, 09:03 PM
whores

TheGlove
October 25th, 2003, 09:16 PM
Biatchhhhhhhhhh.

GuitarGuru
October 25th, 2003, 09:23 PM
Say hello to Dan:)


http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ultravox/yeahreet.jpg

TheGlove
October 25th, 2003, 09:40 PM
Hi Dan.

Erbs
October 25th, 2003, 10:09 PM
hello dan~

SmAsHeD IxNaY
October 25th, 2003, 10:16 PM
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fingertips
October 25th, 2003, 10:49 PM
Fuck you Dan~

BIG MIKE
October 26th, 2003, 08:07 AM
Dans~ dead, we killed him a few pages back.

fingertips
October 26th, 2003, 10:41 AM
He just don't wanna admit he's dead yet. Some people can be so stubborn!

BIG MIKE
October 26th, 2003, 12:05 PM
Bah!~ screw him, he's in denial!!!!

He better quit pissin me off, or I'll dig him up and kick his ass sum `Mo!

turningpoint
October 27th, 2003, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by JDGAFFLIN
I guess 278 didnt "live forever".....


Bwahahahahahahahahah!

What up Petey. I thought you were that crossup idiot. My bad.

just don't let it happen again.;)

turningpoint
October 27th, 2003, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by JDGAFFLIN
I guess 278 didnt "live forever".....


Bwahahahahahahahahah!

What up Petey. I thought you were that crossup idiot. My bad.

just don't let it happen again.;)

turningpoint
October 27th, 2003, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by BIG MIKE
Bah!~ screw him, he's in denial!!!!

He better quit pissin me off, or I'll dig him up and kick his ass sum `Mo!


ITS already BEEN DUG!

fingertips
October 27th, 2003, 04:55 PM
God, you are so not funny. You are better off just sticking to being the forums "dumbfuck no. 2".

turningpoint
October 27th, 2003, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by fingertips
God, you are so not funny. You are better off just sticking to being the forums "dumbfuck no. 2".


um ok how was i trying to be funny? i said he has already been dug up. seriously stfu retard.

lmhstalker
October 27th, 2003, 06:25 PM
Good 'ol Peter's "I wasn't trying to be funny" excuse.:rolleyes:

BIG MIKE
October 27th, 2003, 06:49 PM
*sigh*

This used to be such a nice thread, then you bastards had to go and fuck it up.

Now it will never be the same.

fingertips
October 28th, 2003, 08:02 PM
Sorry, Mike. :(

*Kicks Dan~*

My kicking toe is getting tired.

turningpoint
October 28th, 2003, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by fingertips
Sorry, Mike. :(

*Kicks Dan~*

My kicking toe is getting tired.


God, you are so not funny. You are better off just sticking to being the forums random poster.:rolleyes:

BIG MIKE
October 29th, 2003, 06:39 AM
Damn,,,,, and I thought he was funny.

Guess I'm just a tard.

turningpoint
October 29th, 2003, 12:25 PM
yes u r a :tard:

BIG MIKE
October 30th, 2003, 06:43 AM
Hokay, now quit screwing up this thread!

fingertips
October 30th, 2003, 07:16 AM
How would you guys feel if I changed my name to fingertips~?

BrntGuy
November 1st, 2003, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by fingertips
How would you guys feel if I changed my name to fingertips~?

I would say that you were thinking of becoming a proctologist! :eek:

GuitarGuru
November 1st, 2003, 10:48 AM
Hands on the patients hips is not the proper technique either Tips. Big Mike may like it that way, but he is the exception.:)

fingertips
November 1st, 2003, 12:15 PM
They don't call me fingertips~ for nothing!

http://www.lukalips.com/images/drawings/bigfinger.jpg

BIG MIKE
November 1st, 2003, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by GuitarGuru
Hands on the patients hips is not the proper technique either Tips. Big Mike may like it that way, but he is the exception.:)

However, unlike Guru here, Big Mike prefers to be the "examiner" and NOT the "examinee"

:D

GuitarGuru
November 1st, 2003, 09:20 PM
Either way Mike, it is still gay. lol:D

necrolust
November 1st, 2003, 11:48 PM
but at least as the examiner you can close your eys and imagine someone else

BIG MIKE
November 2nd, 2003, 09:18 AM
Not gay if you only examine the females-

remember kids, and ass is only beautiful if it's "hair free" (write that down, it's important to remember!)

GuitarGuru
November 2nd, 2003, 10:06 AM
I'm sure Tips is pulling out the razor and mirror right now. Be careful not to cut the taint Tips....I hear it hurts like a SOB.:D

BIG MIKE
November 2nd, 2003, 07:21 PM
Bah!~

Razors are `fer pussies,,,,,,

Duct tape is the way to go.

necrolust
November 2nd, 2003, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by BIG MIKE
ass is only beautiful if it's "hair free" (write that down, it's important to remember!)

tell that to your wife, she could use a whole roll of duct tape, and thats just on the right cheek;) :D

BIG MIKE
November 3rd, 2003, 06:27 AM
LoL,,,,naw- she has a beautiful ass, `Fo Sho!

That's a number one priority, more important than having limbs, just ask Paul Mcartney!

turningpoint
November 5th, 2003, 02:22 PM
anywho back on topic to get off this offtopic conversation.

where the the hell is dan~ ?

BIG MIKE
November 5th, 2003, 06:31 PM
I think we killed that bastard a few pages ago-

fingertips
November 5th, 2003, 09:35 PM
I was just an accessory. Big Mike did the actual throat slashing.

turningpoint
November 5th, 2003, 11:29 PM
hmm, well i think accomplice ( sp?) or assailint (sp?) would be better words then.

pretty sad i know the word but have no fucking clue how to spell em o well.

BIG MIKE
November 6th, 2003, 06:36 AM
Ha, I have an airtight alibi tips!

Better start working on your story!

turningpoint
November 6th, 2003, 04:01 PM
well don't point your finger at me, ill pull it you SOB.

fingertips
November 7th, 2003, 12:55 AM
Stop trying to be "down" getting in the conversation. Too bad no one was talking to you.

Dan~
November 7th, 2003, 04:19 AM
8 pages all about me me me me me.

fingertips
November 7th, 2003, 04:26 AM
Mike, you didn't slash his throat deep enough. You suck at throat cutting!

BIG MIKE
November 7th, 2003, 06:35 AM
Sonufabitch!!!!!!

Shoulda took the damn head off!!!!!

BrntGuy
November 8th, 2003, 10:24 PM
No shit, get it together Dammit Man!!

turningpoint
November 9th, 2003, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by fingertips
Stop trying to be "down" getting in the conversation. Too bad no one was talking to you.
I have no idea who the fuck you think you are, but get the fuck out of my thread.:evil:

BIG MIKE
November 10th, 2003, 10:31 AM
Damn, I thought this was my thread!

turningpoint
November 10th, 2003, 01:50 PM
No sir, you would be incorrect.

Swack
November 10th, 2003, 07:42 PM
Would you be unborn?

turningpoint
November 11th, 2003, 04:04 PM
no thats impossible. :p

BIG MIKE
December 10th, 2003, 06:14 PM
Dan~ has left the building.

It's safe to come back now.

Bitches.

JDGAFFLIN
December 10th, 2003, 06:33 PM
Who really is the enigma that is "Dan" anyway?
Who really gives a damn.

BIG MIKE
December 17th, 2003, 06:09 PM
Dan~ vandalized my sig, TWICE!

I'm glad he's dead.

He sucked!