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Roxygirl2469
September 29th, 2002, 01:25 AM
Heeeeeey everybody.... lol well after reading that one post about some new girl and seeing as how a bunch of you tore "her" down, I'm kinda scared to make that announcement... i just hope you're all nice to me! Because last time i checked i had natural breasts and a vagina so i don't think they went anywhere..... but anyways! I really don't play video games too often anymore, so hey, any suggestions that can be given to me about what I should try out would be appreciated... I'm hopin this will be fun! or else the person who suggested to this to me will be castrated and forbidden from my bedroom forever... okay, it's getting late, i'm just playin around, nobody take that seriously!! okay, bye bye!~Renee
:tard:

Bingo
September 29th, 2002, 01:27 AM
Good stuff Cag.;)

SmAsHeD IxNaY
September 29th, 2002, 01:28 AM
Hi hi ... Seem awesum ... Welcome

GuitarGuru
September 29th, 2002, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by BingoBango
Good stuff Cag.;) Looks like your not going in the bedroom anymore Cag:lol:

cagmere
September 29th, 2002, 01:33 AM
Yeah had to get another female on the boards, and I chose quite the character as well. She's nice and fun and you guys will like her.

glufx
September 29th, 2002, 02:28 AM
Hi, welcome to the forums. :)

Orinoco Flow
September 29th, 2002, 03:12 AM
So the new member is a lady?

How's it make a difference?

We'll never meet her and she can't post her naked pics up here.
Hence, her gender won't make a difference.


Well, it doesn't matter. In any case, welcome aboard Roxy. Good luck to ya and I hope ya have fun. :smile:

Hey, maybe you can give a woman's touch to this place or something. I dunno.

Maybe teach some of these bums around here a little bit of class or something. Just be careful; some of the guys around here are hopeless. :lol:

speKtor
September 29th, 2002, 04:34 AM
Originally posted by cagmere
She's nice and fun and you guys will like her.


i like no one.

ramsfan1
September 29th, 2002, 08:53 AM
Thats DJguey!

VipERWarriOR
September 29th, 2002, 09:52 AM
Hello, and welcome.

comin4you
September 29th, 2002, 10:03 AM
Hello, and welcome. Please, don't hesitate to come down and visit our thread entitled Antcap in Opponent Finder.


Antcap Thread Here (http://forums.dricasworld.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=395191#post395191post395191)

VipERWarriOR
September 29th, 2002, 10:04 AM
LoL!!!!!!!! Great advertising!

-What about them Antcapian Peaks, mR. 4you.?

comin4you
September 29th, 2002, 10:07 AM
Oh, yes. Roxygirl2469, the Antcapian Peaks have been around for a long time. The peaks are a wonderful thing to witness. VipER is the tour guide for the Antcapian Peaks, for any further information seek him. ;)

VipERWarriOR
September 29th, 2002, 10:08 AM
lmao :D

Yea, follow me!

SmAsHeD IxNaY
September 29th, 2002, 10:10 AM
Watch out for them two ... They can be scary @ times :what: ... lol ... ;) :p J/k

VipERWarriOR
September 29th, 2002, 10:11 AM
Who me? Lol?


I'd be more worried about tr00p.

GuitarGuru
September 29th, 2002, 10:35 AM
Unless she is 15, she should not be worried about troop;)

BIG MIKE
September 29th, 2002, 12:47 PM
Bah!~ I dunno, I remember the last time sumone drug their girlfriend here. Actualy it did have quite a bit of entertainment value. They broke up- and she stalked him throughout the forums from time to time. Then she ended up with a `calf and posted pictures of it in here.

Anyways,,, welcome aboard!

KGwitDAslam
September 29th, 2002, 12:50 PM
Welcome to the forums. :)

KGwitDAslam
September 29th, 2002, 12:53 PM
Roxy how did you hear about these boards? Anyways, if anybody is curious this is the pic she has of herself on her website...

http://members.aol.com/roxygirl2469/images/picture%20301.jpg

JDGAFFLIN
September 29th, 2002, 01:09 PM
Hi.

OneEyedJap
September 29th, 2002, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by ramsfan1
Thats DJguey!

No way. Dj would never make another name to post on. That would take away from his useless posts for his own post count.

Erbs
September 29th, 2002, 02:58 PM
Welcome to hell.

OneEyedJap
September 29th, 2002, 03:02 PM
I've been to hell. I even have a certificate to prove it.

fingertips
September 29th, 2002, 03:24 PM
Am I the only one under the impression that she isn't coming back...?


I wasn't even the one to scare her off this time!

DjGuey
September 30th, 2002, 01:34 AM
Welcome.

Jap, you're close, yet so far away.

PHISIG
September 30th, 2002, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by SmAsHeD IxNaY
Watch out for them two ... They can be scary @ times :what: ... lol ... ;) :p J/k

They are just exploring their sexuality...leave em be...lol

PHISIG
September 30th, 2002, 01:04 PM
You'd have to be nuckin futs to drag your girlfreind in here... as demonstrated by dumbass Jake...

DjGuey
September 30th, 2002, 01:28 PM
Damn you PHI, don't be stealin' my words. ;)

Roxygirl2469
September 30th, 2002, 03:53 PM
Last time I checked the only boyfriend I had was my vibrator...... hah I'm just playin

Roxygirl2469
September 30th, 2002, 03:54 PM
or am I? hmmmmmm... I'll let your brains simmer on that one... well, that probably won't take too long to figure out

HELLUNLEASHED
September 30th, 2002, 03:56 PM
Oh, hell, not this shyt again. Ok so shes a women with a dick and no vagina.


Will this be the new MDA thread.

SmAsHeD IxNaY
September 30th, 2002, 03:57 PM
Lol ... I don't think it can replace that but we'll see what happens :lol:

HELLUNLEASHED
September 30th, 2002, 04:03 PM
Show me ur titties dammit!! Prove it!!!:lick:

OneEyedJap
September 30th, 2002, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by DjGuey
Welcome.

Jap, you're close, yet so far away.

Every time I read this font I want to hurt you.

BIG MIKE
September 30th, 2002, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Roxygirl2469
last time i checked i had natural breasts and a vagina
:tard:


At the risk of sounding shallow- this is my favorite part of this thread so far.

The vibrator bit was good to however-

NjSFiNeSt
September 30th, 2002, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by Roxygirl2469
Heeeeeey everybody.... lol well after reading that one post about some new girl and seeing as how a bunch of you tore "her" down, I'm kinda scared to make that announcement... i just hope you're all nice to me! Because last time i checked i had natural breasts and a vagina so i don't think they went anywhere..... but anyways! I really don't play video games too often anymore, so hey, any suggestions that can be given to me about what I should try out would be appreciated... I'm hopin this will be fun! or else the person who suggested to this to me will be castrated and forbidden from my bedroom forever... okay, it's getting late, i'm just playin around, nobody take that seriously!! okay, bye bye!~Renee
:tard: If you feel like getting "rough" on AIM or PM just holla back

Bingo
September 30th, 2002, 05:51 PM
Everytime a girl posts here the thread becomes huge...........some of you guys are way too horny lol.

fingertips
September 30th, 2002, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by BingoBango
some of you guys are way too horny lol.
Originally posted by NjSFiNeSt
If you feel like getting "rough" on AIM or PM just holla back

Ugh...

Roxygirl2469
September 30th, 2002, 08:45 PM
lol I'm finding this all so amusing... but hey, the male species was designed for spreading their seed, and us females to be the selective ones to receive..... well some of us are less selective than others i guess. And hey, thanks for the guys who stuck up for me!!! And I'm sorry.... most likely, Cag is the only one of you all who will ever see my titties. But ya never know I guess.

fingertips
September 30th, 2002, 08:50 PM
It says in your profile that you're a "sort of" a lesbien. Tell us about that...

SDjustincred
September 30th, 2002, 08:51 PM
You go Cag, you sex fiend you :)

Erbs
September 30th, 2002, 08:56 PM
Well Roxy. You have three choices.


1) Post a photograph of your breasts.


2) Send me a photograph of your breats via email or AIM etc...


3) Refer to Option #1.

SDjustincred
September 30th, 2002, 09:20 PM
Erbs....how tacky :( BTW my email is.....:)

Roxygirl2469
September 30th, 2002, 09:20 PM
haha I'm not a lesbian

OneEyedJap
September 30th, 2002, 09:26 PM
Roxy is a carpet licker. Woo hoo!

st_trooper
September 30th, 2002, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by OneEyedJap
Roxy is a carpet licker. Woo hoo!

Originally posted by Unruly
whats a carpitt lickor?

OneEyedJap
September 30th, 2002, 09:32 PM
Lmao.

Where is good ole' Unruly? I want him to converse with an actual female for a change.

Roxygirl2469
September 30th, 2002, 09:35 PM
Oooo, someone should get him on in here

st_trooper
September 30th, 2002, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by OneEyedJap
Lmao.

Where is good ole' Unruly? I want him to converse with an actual female for a change. If he's not here, he's playing Madden.

On come, what else would he be doing?

SmAsHeD IxNaY
September 30th, 2002, 09:37 PM
He needs all the help he can get :swing: ... This is his chance to talk to one ...

OneEyedJap
September 30th, 2002, 09:38 PM
Somebody should dig up that quote of Unruly saying that girls were incapable of cumming so Roxy can laugh at him also.

fingertips
September 30th, 2002, 09:40 PM
:confuse2:

OneEyedJap
September 30th, 2002, 09:41 PM
Roxy, please explain Tips' last post... :)

st_trooper
September 30th, 2002, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by OneEyedJap
Somebody should dig up that quote of Unruly saying that girls were incapable of cumming so Roxy can laugh at him also. Originally posted by Unruly


last time i checked liquids dont come out of girls when they come...or maybe you have first hand (face/tongue) experience

http://forums.dricasworld.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24337&perpage=15&pagenumber=3

st_trooper
September 30th, 2002, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by OneEyedJap
Roxy, please explain Tips' last post... :) Better yet, why was Tips checking her profile...:saywhat:

fingertips
September 30th, 2002, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by st_trooper
Better yet, why was Tips checking her profile...:saywhat: Why not, I looked at almost everyone's profile.

st_trooper
September 30th, 2002, 09:47 PM
Sure ya do.;)

OneEyedJap
September 30th, 2002, 09:50 PM
Maybe Tips has some strange fetish with girls typing they are "sort of" lesbians.

SDjustincred
September 30th, 2002, 09:50 PM
ST troop, that was funny as shit. Unruly is such an ass-clown, lol

Roxygirl2469
September 30th, 2002, 10:11 PM
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by Unruly


last time i checked liquids dont come out of girls when they come...or maybe you have first hand (face/tongue) experience


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Hahaha... that's classic! And as for my profile..... haha I dunno, I just felt like throwing that in there. I'm not even really what I like to consider bi-sexual but I guess I am? I'm more into guys... lol I feel embaressed explaining this

OneEyedJap
September 30th, 2002, 10:42 PM
Yea, Unruly is classic.

And don't be embarrassed discussing your sexuality. Most of the guys here are admitted homosexual sex offenders.

JDGAFFLIN
September 30th, 2002, 10:49 PM
Picture yourself on a boat ona a river...
With tangerine dreams, and marmalade skies...
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly..
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes,
and she's gone.

glufx
September 30th, 2002, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by HELLUNLEASHED
Show me ur titties dammit!! Prove it!!!:lick:


You're so smoooooth.

JDGAFFLIN
September 30th, 2002, 10:56 PM
Yeah, he's as smooth as 60 grit sandpaper.

PHISIG
October 1st, 2002, 07:54 AM
Smoother than 00 Steel Wool...

HELLUNLEASHED
October 1st, 2002, 05:56 PM
Hey, Roxy, take a marker, preferably black, write muh name across ur titties, The name over there<-------. Then take a pick where we can see muh name and ur face, once u succeed in doin so, this whole cite will be kissing ur azz!!

NjSFiNeSt
October 1st, 2002, 06:04 PM
I see you from Brick town Nj im about 20 min's away how bout Pming me your address..

GuitarGuru
October 1st, 2002, 06:06 PM
We all know damn well that you a gay as hell Segaman. You can stop pretending that you like chicks:lol:

HELLUNLEASHED
October 1st, 2002, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by glufx



You're so smoooooth.

Why in the hell would i try to be smooth, i have no use for tryin to hook up with some snatch from the net. There are girls every where, so why would i try to smooth talk some chic from the net.

Oh, am i the only one here thats not tryin to be smooth. LMAO!! fahqin losers.:lick:

GuitarGuru
October 1st, 2002, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by HELLUNLEASHED
Why in the hell would i try to be smooth, i have no use for tryin to hook up with some snatch from the net. There are girls every where, so why would i try to smooth talk some chic from the net.



My response is best summed up with 2 smilies:

:what: :2omg:

Roxygirl2469
October 1st, 2002, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by HELLUNLEASHED
Hey, Roxy, take a marker, preferably black, write muh name across ur titties, The name over there<-------. Then take a pick where we can see muh name and ur face, once u succeed in doin so, this whole cite will be kissing ur azz!!

lol I dunno, I don't know if the risk of being blackmailed is worth it

st_trooper
October 1st, 2002, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by HELLUNLEASHED


Why in the hell would i try to be smooth, i have no use for tryin to hook up with some snatch from the net. There are girls every where, so why would i try to smooth talk some chic from the net.

Oh, am i the only one here thats not tryin to be smooth. LMAO!! fahqin losers.:lick: Yeah, it's much better just to act like you've never been with a chick before.:rolleyes:

"Write your name of your titties...", "show me your titties"... yada, yada, yada. Classy.:rolleyes:

facetofaceDCN
October 1st, 2002, 06:39 PM
"being" with chicks is a sweet sweet delicacy (sp)

glufx
October 1st, 2002, 06:45 PM
Who said anything about trying to get w/anyone?

Erbs
October 1st, 2002, 08:45 PM
Roxy please, none of us except cag will ever see you in person, so just do it!


And dont talk to Sega, he's "Britney's BIGGEST Fan"

JDGAFFLIN
October 1st, 2002, 08:49 PM
Can you get anymore desperate?

GuitarGuru
October 1st, 2002, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by Erbs
And dont talk to Sega, he's "Britney's BIGGEST Fan"

And that fact right there should speak volumes about the "sensitivity" of the homo...errr...poor kid:D

HELLUNLEASHED
October 1st, 2002, 09:36 PM
Troop, who actually cares. I said it for the humor of it.

Roxygirl2469
October 1st, 2002, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by Erbs
Roxy please, none of us except cag will ever see you in person, so just do it!


And what do I get out of this deal???

Orinoco Flow
October 2nd, 2002, 12:44 AM
Banned.



The admin here has made it pretty clear that this is not a porn site. NO areolae. NO nipples.

st_trooper
October 2nd, 2002, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by HELLUNLEASHED
Troop, who actually cares. I said it for the humor of it. No bloody shit, but it was completely uncalled for.

speKtor
October 2nd, 2002, 01:42 AM
hmmm, like moths to a flame.

shizmunkeeDCN
October 2nd, 2002, 03:45 AM
Speaking of flamers.........

http://www.straightballin.gq.nu/media/library.jpg

DjGuey
October 2nd, 2002, 04:10 AM
You're one funny dude, Shiz.

Bingo
October 2nd, 2002, 04:14 AM
Who is your daddy and what does he do!

DjGuey
October 2nd, 2002, 04:16 AM
You posted that in Phantom's thread, in Rants and Raves. Shut up! ;)

Bingo
October 2nd, 2002, 04:22 AM
Originally posted by BingoBango
Who is your daddy and what does he do!

Orinoco Flow
October 2nd, 2002, 07:48 AM
Roxy, I got a better idea for you.


After you find a better camera you could be a LINUX hottie.

For examples of the women of LINUX you can take a look at my posts on the babes thread pp. 161 thru 163.

:wink: :smile:

GuitarGuru
October 2nd, 2002, 08:04 AM
That would only make you an official dork

facetofaceDCN
October 2nd, 2002, 08:14 AM
more so

Roxygirl2469
October 2nd, 2002, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by GuitarGuru
That would only make you an official dork

lol who?

GuitarGuru
October 2nd, 2002, 08:24 AM
Linux girl????? LMAO!!!!!!

Roxygirl2469
October 2nd, 2002, 08:42 AM
lol what the hell is up with the damn Penguin??

Orinoco Flow
October 2nd, 2002, 09:11 AM
The penguin is the LINUX mascot.

Isn't he cute? :lol:

Roxygirl2469
October 2nd, 2002, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by OrinocoFlow
The penguin is the LINUX mascot.

Isn't he cute? :lol:

Frickin adorabe!!! I think I'm gonna scratch the idea of my hibiscus flower tattoo..... I WANT LINUX FOREVER EMBEDDED ON MY BIKINI LINE!!!!!!!!!!

Orinoco Flow
October 2nd, 2002, 10:25 AM
Now. Now. ...


Don't tease an old man. :lol:

PHISIG
October 2nd, 2002, 11:56 AM
Well at least if I ever went to the bar with you guys, I'd feel confident in knowing that I would be the "Alpha Male"



lol

glufx
October 2nd, 2002, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by PHISIG
Well at least if I ever went to the bar with you guys, I'd feel confident in knowing that I would be the "Alpha Male"



lol



lol.....riiight

speKtor
October 2nd, 2002, 05:10 PM
really it is kinda sad. some of you are acting like you never seen a member of the opposite sex before. your suposed to act like gentleman.

*puts on a top hat*

Evening, Ma'am.

Roxygirl2469
October 2nd, 2002, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by speKtor
Evening, Ma'am.

It is quite splendid indeed, wouldn't you say? *fixes bonnet and raises skirt a little*

Erbs
October 2nd, 2002, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Roxygirl2469


It is quite splendid indeed, wouldn't you say? *fixes bonnet and raises skirt a little*


you know in the 20's you were a **** if you showed your ankles.

Orinoco Flow
October 2nd, 2002, 09:00 PM
If you're talking about the 1920s, then you better brush up on your history. It was called "the roaring twenties". It was the time of flapper girls, speak easies, bootleggers, the charleston, and debauchery.

Erbs
October 2nd, 2002, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by OrinocoFlow
If you're talking about the 1920s, then you better brush up on your history. It was called "the roaring twenties". It was the time of flapper girls, speak easies, bootleggers, the charleston, and debauchery.


I meant the 1720's you turtlehead!

Orinoco Flow
October 2nd, 2002, 10:30 PM
Oh, damn. :lol:

speKtor
October 3rd, 2002, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by Erbs

I meant the 1720's you turtlehead!


ahhhh, what a time to be alive!

SnakeEyez
October 3rd, 2002, 09:56 AM
Shine ya shoes gov'na!?

facetofaceDCN
October 3rd, 2002, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by PHISIG
Well at least if I ever went to the bar with you guys, I'd feel confident in knowing that I would be the "Alpha Male"



lol

if we went to the gay steel worker bar

CarlosRE3
December 4th, 2003, 09:31 AM
WHY?

BIG MIKE
December 10th, 2003, 06:11 PM
My penis frightened her off-

Sorry

JDGAFFLIN
December 10th, 2003, 06:35 PM
Yeah, with that infestion you got on it that you caught from that old bastard, it's safe to say she was scared.

cagmere
December 10th, 2003, 11:34 PM
Yeah, now she has gone lesbian. It's time for me to take a stand and re-introduce her to the cock.

GuitarGuru
December 11th, 2003, 12:10 AM
Her girlfriend likes those saggy water balloons?



Pow!!!;)

Orinoco Flow
December 11th, 2003, 04:56 AM
Jeeeeeezuss.


Who resurrected this old thing? No point to it anyways with Roxy gone.


What? Lesbian? WTF?

Ummmm...

Okay, let's see the pics then if it's really true.










Mike, the account for your sig pic has been disabled.

Orinoco Flow
December 14th, 2003, 12:36 AM
Jeez, Mike. WTF is the problem?

Orinoco Flow
December 14th, 2003, 12:20 PM
Well?

BIG MIKE
December 14th, 2003, 05:29 PM
Puh!~

Sheit, I dunno, I guess the problem is the account for my sig has been disabled (that's my guess anyhows)