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MaxDarkAngel
January 19th, 2001, 10:51 PM
hello all, i am a new girl to the dreamcast world, i am 17/F/NJ, and i play nfl2k1 alot, my nickname there is MaxDarkAngel, if anyone wants to play, then just look for me there, and also i have a picture online, the url is as follows...

http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=K8ALK8&key=NFG

hope to meet some of you on nf2k1, bye for now!

-Jessica

glufx
January 19th, 2001, 10:54 PM
nice pic:)

MaxDarkAngel
January 19th, 2001, 10:57 PM
thank you for looking at my picture, well right now i am going to NFL2K1, and once again my nickname there is MaxDarkAngel, it is not DarkAngelMax, this is someone else, it is MaxDarkAngel, thank you all and hope to see you there, and can you all post your real name's and nick name's on nfl2k1, here? thanks guys, and by the way, my name is jessica, bye!

-Jessica

natdaddy
January 19th, 2001, 10:59 PM
another chick on the boards! just what we needed! right guys!

glufx
January 19th, 2001, 11:01 PM
yea but this one is prob real

oops
oh what i meant was...........................oh nevermind

DREAMBILL
January 19th, 2001, 11:01 PM
Hello honey,
Do you have a boy friend? if not, i want to be! i live in Quebec city, sorry for my bad english im a french canadian.
do you know the french kiss........

Wein
January 19th, 2001, 11:04 PM
Have another pic to verify that you're not ugly?

glufx
January 19th, 2001, 11:06 PM
boy we have abunch of gentlemen in here.


lol i dont care if that isnt you, i just want to see more pics. your hot!!!

Dreamcall
January 19th, 2001, 11:21 PM
WATCH OUT NOT A FEMALE!!!!!!!!
Y WOULD A FEMALE SAY THAT?
THATS A OLDER MAN! DON"T JUST NOBODY U CAN"T SEE ON THE NET A ****ING HORNY MAN! ''''''WARNING''''''

.....------NOT-A-FEMALE------.....

GAY OR SOMTHING...........

Wein
January 19th, 2001, 11:25 PM
I have/had a feeling that it might be some flaming homo, how do you know Dreamcall?

strat_14
January 19th, 2001, 11:52 PM
Whats up with the url http://www.internettrash.com/users/dorkalbum/awicia.jpg ?

I am saying your aren't who you say you are, but why would you name a pic of your self awicia if your name is Jessica and whats with the dorkalbum?

Oh and I found this by looking at the source code of the page the pic is on.

necrolust
January 20th, 2001, 12:08 AM
Nice pic,too bad it's not you.What are you some fatass,perverted, 40 year old closet queen.

slimray
January 20th, 2001, 02:19 AM
From weins 1st post on down...thats the funniest s&*t ive read in a loooonnnggg time...lol. keep up the comedy..lol.

st_trooper
January 20th, 2001, 07:55 AM
Originally posted by necrolust
Nice pic,too bad it's not you.What are you some fatass,perverted, 40 year old closet queen.


Exactly, that is a model because she is posing. Normal people don't pose like that.
You people are so gullible, especially you Dreambill.

natdaddy
January 20th, 2001, 12:51 PM
dreambill got told........hmm i wonder why this "MaxDarkAngel" character isnt saying anything......maybe we found out "her" secret......but if you guys are wrong about "her" i gonna laugh my head off! Oh and i hate the show dark angel....titus rocks!

MaxDarkAngel
January 20th, 2001, 11:58 PM
yes, that is me, that was taken 6 months ago at a model shoot i was at, and i chose the name awicia.jpg because my friends call me awicia, dont ask me why, but they do, so i chose that nick for the .jpg format, i hope this clears things up for you all, and i hope to see you all on NFL2K1, bye!

-Jessica

necrolust
January 21st, 2001, 02:18 AM
If that's you show us some other pics(preferably nudes)I pesonally think you're full of sh*t.What are you,some [email protected] trying to pick up unsuspecting 15 yr old boys.I'm onto you,so don't be trying any of that sh*t around me.


p.s. if I'm wrong please disregard that last part and e mail me those pics(remember preferably nudes)at:
[email protected]

RaVeN69
January 21st, 2001, 07:47 AM
<----- unsuspecting 30 yr old boy (oh wait , i have a girlfriend, carry on lol)

natdaddy
January 21st, 2001, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by DrGreen
facetoface hit the nail on the head. WHOEVER that chick is, she's hot. Family GUy is best.

family guy is good, but....hmm wait family guy is good! but if it was so good why isnt it on anymore?.......and to maxdarkangel.....if you had more pics of yourself most of the guys over here wont be layin the verbal smack down on you......

natdaddy
January 21st, 2001, 01:01 PM
they try acting all bad by putting in shows like temtation island(which is a pretty good show) or having movies like scream and scream 2.....they give it an MA rating...which is stupid because they still cut parts out and dubbed some swearing.....they gave event horizon a 14 and that movie was so much freakier than scream......and that show called "action" that was rated MA too, that was the stupidest MA show ever! nothing on it was even "mature" on it.....and that crappy show they had last summer with 3 guys in an all girl school.....that was BS the whole way....how can u have a show like that when it was rated PG? No wonder it only lasted for the summer.....but family guy is only a 14 rating and they kick that off?! that was probably one of the worst moves fox ever made......and that show was nominated for somthin....but i forgot what it was.......and "the street" that show isnt even that good, probably their best newest show has to be boston public.....that show is really good......but most of the time fox talks the talk......but.....you know the rest.......

necrolust
January 21st, 2001, 01:38 PM
Family guy was agreat show,fox are a$$holes for taking it off the air.


Hey MaxDarkAnal where are those pics.:p

st_trooper
January 21st, 2001, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by natdaddy
they try acting all bad by putting in shows like temtation island(which is a pretty good show) or having movies like scream and scream 2.....they give it an MA rating...which is stupid because they still cut parts out and dubbed some swearing.....they gave event horizon a 14 and that movie was so much freakier than scream......and that show called "action" that was rated MA too, that was the stupidest MA show ever! nothing on it was even "mature" on it

Fox isn't the ones who determine the rating of a show/movie.

draconus128
January 21st, 2001, 02:38 PM
:D The Family Guy is comming back mid-season go here (http://www.fox.com/familyguy/index.html) and see for your self! :D

BIG MIKE
January 21st, 2001, 03:09 PM
heh,,,,, yeah, I`d do her! hard to believe someone that hot would be sitting around playing vid games though. KnowhutImean?

natdaddy
January 21st, 2001, 03:25 PM
your right st_trooper, its not fox who rates it, but whoever is though, do they even know what their doing?......and big mike i know what u mean, come on,a chick that good lookin couldnt be hangin around video games.......she'd be doing normal "girly" things like shoping for clothes and watching soap operas.....actually soap operas are pretty good.....well some of them......like the old ones......

MaxDarkAngel
January 21st, 2001, 05:54 PM
man, i dont know what is wrong with most of you, how would i get some random girl's picture? no i couldnt, because you need the key (password) of the end of the url, such as mine is key=NFG, so you need that to show your friends, because alot of times it doesnt show up on the website, geez, i dont know why all of you are being so mean and calling me a man or a ***, you know what, i came here to meet some people who like games like myself, but whats the use if all of you are just going to call me a guy and stuff? i want to get to know you all, but i guess some people just are too mean and stuff, oh well, i just wanted to say that, and i swear i am no man, i am a nice girl, that wants to meet you all, and i'm sorry that you are all being like this, i'm out, see you on nfl2k1 tonight, with the nickname MaxDarkAngel, bye pals! :(

natdaddy
January 21st, 2001, 06:02 PM
guys you should be ashamed of yourselves!......what if you where in "her" position.......but all we want is more proof, right guys?

st_trooper
January 21st, 2001, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by MaxDarkAngel
man, i dont know what is wrong with most of you, how would i get some random girl's picture? no i couldnt, because you need the key (password) of the end of the url, such as mine is key=NFG, so you need that to show your friends, because alot of times it doesnt show up on the website,
LOL, they show you the key.

http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=GSBZGZ&key=LAC

This is me ;).
http://www.geocities.com/girlsonmypc/krista.jpg

[Edited by st_trooper on 01-21-2001 at 05:24 PM]

mulder1212
January 21st, 2001, 07:46 PM
st_trooper, How did you do that?????? I'm on DC and I found a beautiful girl there and placed the URL of hers in my email and tested the her URL here and on this off topic board, And when I click the girls URL instead of getting her picture like you did, I was taken to a porn site INSTEAD! DAMN! You want to try it out for me? I'll have to give you the URL in two sections.

1) http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid

2) =GMKSE&key=LJBEV

I just can't seem to get her picture! Your help would be greatly appreciated!!! THANKS. peace. :)

necrolust
January 21st, 2001, 08:17 PM
Don't take anything that I wrote seriously,I was just f**king with you.Ithought you would have a sense of humour,geuss not.:confused:

But I still won't believe your the person in that pic,without some more proof.

mulder1212
January 21st, 2001, 08:48 PM
SAME HERE MAN!! Check this out. When you go to her picture, make a vote 1-10, After that theres a smaller pic of her on the left side, gives an average number count. BUT here's what I don understand is that there's a BLANK SPACE under her pic, where as ANY OTHER PIC after voting. In that 'blank space' it ALWAYS says when they last logged on, ex. last logged on 3 hours ago'. Curious!!??
BUT none for 'jessica'. peace. :)

st_trooper
January 21st, 2001, 08:53 PM
Go to her site Mulder, oh baby! http://geocities.com/mellorenz/
http://www.geocities.com/dreamparade/myparty.JPG

http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=GMKSE&key=LJBEV

[Edited by st_trooper on 01-21-2001 at 08:06 PM]

st_trooper
January 21st, 2001, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by necrolust


But I still won't believe your the person in that pic,without some more proof.

That really isn't her. Why would a good looking girl come here just to show herself off? Most people introduce themselves as "Hi I'm new here." Not "I'm a new girl here and check out my picture." That doesn't sound fake to you all?

XboxStar
January 21st, 2001, 09:02 PM
Hello MaxDarkAngel, and welcome to Dricas World. I am one of the moderators here, and whether or not that is you, everyone here is actually really nice people... unless they get killed by some chick in Quake or NFL 2K1... then they are like this. Don't worry though, they treated and tease my girlfriend all the time... just learn to live with it... she has...


Again, welcome!

mulder1212
January 21st, 2001, 10:32 PM
WOW, Thank you very much st_trooper!! You have made my DAY! So quick too. And for her site URL.

Thanks for your time and effort man.

Don't you guys be looking at my girl too long. lol. I wish she was!

peace. :)

BIG MIKE
January 21st, 2001, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by st_trooper
Originally posted by MaxDarkAngel
man, i dont know what is wrong with most of you, how would i get some random girl's picture? no i couldnt, because you need the key (password) of the end of the url, such as mine is key=NFG, so you need that to show your friends, because alot of times it doesnt show up on the website,
LOL, they show you the key.

http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=GSBZGZ&key=LAC

This is me ;).


http://www.geocities.com/girlsonmypc/krista.jpg

[Edited by st_trooper on 01-21-2001 at 05:24 PM]

well damn! I hate to say it,,, but you`re HOT trooper!! I always figured you`d be a little more masculine- but DAMN!! why don`t you come on over, and after you make me a sandwich & fetch me a beer, I`ll duct tape you to the pool table for a couple `O hours! iffin ya know whut I mean! *wink~nudge*

necrolust
January 21st, 2001, 11:26 PM
Hey,I'm first, Big Mike get in line.You can have sloppy seconds.lol

BIG MIKE
January 22nd, 2001, 12:11 AM
I called him first damn ya! you get the sloppy seconds!!!!!!

necrolust
January 22nd, 2001, 01:01 AM
Make you a deal Big Mike,I get Trooper first,and you can have SegaDCstar all to yourself.I can see that you two definately want each other.lol.;)

BIG MIKE
January 22nd, 2001, 01:11 AM
man, thats terrible! it`s not that "I want SegaDcStar" it`s just that we were cellmates back in prison, you kinda form a bond when you do time together like that!

*lol* as for trooper here though-

*Big Mike smashes his beer bottle (it`s empty, don`t worry- no beer going to waste here!) and holds the busted, jagged neck- ~crazed look~ shouting- "THAT BITCH IS MINE!!!!!"

natdaddy
January 22nd, 2001, 12:15 PM
sorry i screwed up.....next page.....

[Edited by natdaddy on 01-22-2001 at 11:22 AM]

natdaddy
January 22nd, 2001, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by st_trooper
Originally posted by MaxDarkAngel
man, i dont know what is wrong with most of you, how would i get some random girl's picture? no i couldnt, because you need the key (password) of the end of the url, such as mine is key=NFG, so you need that to show your friends, because alot of times it doesnt show up on the website,
LOL, they show you the key.

http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=GSBZGZ&key=LAC

This is me ;).



no way! is that really u st_trooper.....whoa.......dont know what to say....



Originally posted by BIG MIKE
man, thats terrible! it`s not that "I want SegaDcStar" it`s just that we were cellmates back in prison, you kinda form a bond when you do time together like that!

*lol* as for trooper here though-

*Big Mike smashes his beer bottle (it`s empty, don`t worry- no beer going to waste here!) and holds the busted, jagged neck- ~crazed look~ shouting- "THAT BITCH IS MINE!!!!!"

now that is truly comedy![img]http://forums.dricasworld.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Gamelord
January 22nd, 2001, 01:15 PM
When will you be 18 MaxDarkAngel? Do you have a boyfriend?

VampMan
January 22nd, 2001, 01:18 PM
AH! The hilarity is killing me... And for the record, I say Big Mike gets first with troop since it IS his pool table/duct tape/beer... :/

st_trooper
January 22nd, 2001, 01:52 PM
Hey! I think I should be the one to pick... and I can handle two boys at the same time ;).

natdaddy
January 22nd, 2001, 02:59 PM
what the hell is goin on here?!?

sirbills
January 22nd, 2001, 03:28 PM
hey nat, everyone is trying to get into that girls pants! hehe

BIG MIKE
January 22nd, 2001, 04:19 PM
*Lmfao*

you guys are killing me!

dammit trooper, now I don`t get to carve my initials in Necro!! (um, can you make 2 sandwiches at the same time also?)

probably no sense posting to darkangel- she`s probably runin for the hills after reading some of this crap! *lol*

necrolust
January 22nd, 2001, 06:20 PM
I got one question trooper,you said that you can take two guys at once.Did you mean in the same hole?and if so have you ever tried three?

VampMan
January 22nd, 2001, 06:23 PM
... I'm assuming you have necro?

Yeah right BigMike, we all know she's runnin for your house to make that sandwich before you go Charlton Heston on her again lol.

natdaddy
January 22nd, 2001, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by necrolust
I got one question trooper,you said that you can take two guys at once.Did you mean in the same hole?and if so have you ever tried three?

necro you dog! rofl! thats the funniest thing i heard all day! bwahahahahah!

necrolust
January 22nd, 2001, 06:56 PM
No I've never tried vamp.I find it's far better to give than receive.

st_trooper
January 22nd, 2001, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by necrolust
Did you mean in the same hole?and if so have you ever tried three? Don't even go there...

Nightmare
January 22nd, 2001, 09:32 PM
Hey, MaxDarkAngel, if thats really you. Then come on over, cuz I got a blackbelt in the art of Poon-Tang Fu, and I'll wear your thighs like a pair of ear muffs. Its finger lickin' good.

XboxStar
January 23rd, 2001, 06:47 PM
.....

necrolust
January 23rd, 2001, 06:52 PM
Aww we were having a nice family friendly g-rated thread,and you come in and ruin it with your sick perversions!Thanks a lot Nightmare.

C'mon everybody thank Nightmare for ruining our wholesome thread!

XboxStar
January 23rd, 2001, 07:03 PM
THANKS NIGHTMARE!

natdaddy
January 23rd, 2001, 07:48 PM
ear muffs! lmao! where does nightmare get his one-liners! lol!

Nightmare
January 23rd, 2001, 08:02 PM
Thanks Nightmare. Sheesh, why you always gotta run your dirty mouth?

Oh, sh*t...now I'm talkin' to myself.

BIG MIKE
January 23rd, 2001, 10:16 PM
yeah nightmare- thank`s a phukin lot man. Now she`s gonna think were a buncha obnoxious loud mouthed bastards!

Maxangel- if you haven`t fled the country, please don`t let the actions of nightmare give you a negative impression of us here. Now then, why don`t you come on over here and sit on my lap, I`ll tell `ya some stories about the war-

natdaddy
January 23rd, 2001, 10:48 PM
we scared her away guys....you guys gave her the one-two punch in verbal abuse....you were all over her like oprah on ham!.....note that was a crappy joke but i had to make a point.......aw forget dark angel....lets hear more about trooper! whoo! oh yeah! (manly howling and hollering continues....)

BIG MIKE
January 23rd, 2001, 10:56 PM
*Lmfao*

yeah- like "Oprah on ham" good one natdaddy!

necrolust
January 23rd, 2001, 11:22 PM
Hey Nightmare,you hear the voices too.Do yours tell you to do bad things like mine do?

No!

Because I won't!

No it's wrong,I won't hurt them!

Shut up,shut up,shut up,shut up!!!!

Dreamcall
January 23rd, 2001, 11:36 PM
..................

necrolust
January 24th, 2001, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by Nightmare
I'll wear your thighs like a pair of ear muffs.

Quick anatomy lesson,
If the thighs are covering your ears,the muffs on your face.

SmAsHeD IxNaY
January 24th, 2001, 07:57 PM
:eek:

haha i just read this whole thread and this is some funny junk hahaha ... yall done scared the poor girl away lol ....

st_trooper
January 24th, 2001, 08:16 PM
The guy is probably still here but back to his original name.

http://www.geocities.com/girlsonmypc/krista.jpg "width="200"height="280"

BIG MIKE
January 24th, 2001, 11:23 PM
MMMMMmmmmm,,,, that looks yummy!

kut187
January 25th, 2001, 04:13 AM
I bet every single one of you search the internet looking at girls. I really doublt any of you have actual girlfriends, and I really think you all will be virgins for the rest of your life. That is the only downside to playing nfl2k1 on the network... thinking about what kind of 4-eyed geek is on the other end. Oh well, I'm out

And if that pic is MaxDarkAngel, she's hot, if not, oh well, it's not like you're going to meet her anyway. If she does want to meet you then I'd watch out.

st_trooper
January 25th, 2001, 06:03 AM
awww....damn, kut187 got me. I confess, I can no longer pretend to be someone I'm not. Yes folks I am a virgin, I don't have a girlfriend, I've never had one, I have four eyes and I spend all my waking life staring at girly pictures on the internet. :o











That was sarcasm btw......

[Edited by st_trooper on 01-25-2001 at 05:06 AM]

st_trooper
January 25th, 2001, 06:07 AM
Originally posted by BIG MIKE
MMMMMmmmmm,,,, that looks yummy!


Don't you wish?!?

mulder1212
January 25th, 2001, 06:33 AM
LOL. 'And good for you too!'. :)

Nightmare
January 25th, 2001, 06:37 AM
Hey, kut187. Shut ya' mother f*ckin' ass bitch. I am pursuing a girl where I live, I was just f*ckin' with her. So, shut up or I'll split ya' wig with my mother f*ckin' ax!

SmAsHeD IxNaY
January 25th, 2001, 06:39 AM
mmmmmmmm beefy! ...

RaVeN69
January 25th, 2001, 07:40 AM
<----- 4 eyed geek (but i have a girlfriend, last time i checked she had a pulse lol)

natdaddy
January 25th, 2001, 03:53 PM
only...hmm,.....7...8...9...11 months till christmas!

sirbills
January 25th, 2001, 05:13 PM
anyone play this girl yet in football? If you did was she any good?

SmAsHeD IxNaY
January 25th, 2001, 05:15 PM
um... i havnet played her yet but i seen her in a lobby once ...

necrolust
January 25th, 2001, 05:38 PM
Hey Kut187 we'll see if you have such a big mouth when I hunt you down and perform various acts of torture and inhumanity on your pathetic body.First I will sodomize you with a soldering iron,then the fun begins as I start the vivisection,cutting through flesh and bone with a rusty blade as you can only plead for mercy and pray for death,which after hours of agony I will finally grant you by slitting your throat and watching the blood flow as your feeble life fades away.No one knows if god's face will be the first you see in the afterlife,but I can gaurantee mine will be the last you see in this life.

So, who's watching survivor this sunday?

kut187
January 25th, 2001, 06:20 PM
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I take back what I said. I called you all geeks, but I left something out. Freaks. Only someone with lots of time on their hands, and all fantasy in their heads would come up with that last post. You take that out into the real world, and you'll get yourself shot. You bring that to me face to face, and you'll get your ass whooped. Man, I'd lay money out there that you are one of the pale-skinned skinny fuks that never get out to see the sun. Get a life.
Out

RaVeN69
January 25th, 2001, 06:25 PM
i have to agree with Kut that a gun is way more dangerous than a soldering iron or a rusty blade, but the x factor is , necro is wiley, you probably won't see him coming lol

necrolust
January 25th, 2001, 06:26 PM
I'm 6'4 and over 300lbs and I'll go you anytime.

[Edited by necrolust on 01-25-2001 at 05:35 PM]

kut187
January 25th, 2001, 06:33 PM
Well, either you're lieing about your size (because your dumbass probably thinks 300 is good for 6'4) and you're a fat ass. Or you actually are that size, and you ARE a fat ass. It's a lose/ lose situation. I'm 6'2, 220, pretty much muscle. You get any heavier than 250, you're lookin at fat. Now I'm talking to a fat guy that has a lap top resting between the turkey and ham on his man breast, a tv remote embadded in his flab, lying on a couch all day. In other words, get a life.

out

necrolust
January 25th, 2001, 06:46 PM
Is that the best you can come up with,call me fat?Like I've never heard that before,anyways,is that 220 with your boyfreind riding your punk ass,or is that just with a 60lb dildo stuck up it?

st_trooper
January 25th, 2001, 07:26 PM
Why do all long threads end up becoming FLAMES?

ps2sux
January 25th, 2001, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Nightmare
Hey, kut187. Shut ya' mother f*ckin' ass bitch. I am pursuing a girl where I live, I was just f*ckin' with her. So, shut up or I'll split ya' wig with my mother f*ckin' ax!



just another loser lieng to get attentoin hes on a man right now lol

necrolust
January 25th, 2001, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by st_trooper
Why do all long threads end up becoming FLAMES?


Why ask why?Drink Bud dry.


Actually we've had everything else conceivable in this thread,why not have a flame?It's surprising it took this long with some of what's been said here.

BIG MIKE
January 25th, 2001, 09:49 PM
Man, I didn`t think this thread to get any uglier- but damn,,,, it has.

natdaddy
January 25th, 2001, 09:52 PM
u get to hear a bunch of interesting things!

Jonathan
January 25th, 2001, 10:09 PM
Settle down, ladies.

st_trooper
January 25th, 2001, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by necrolust
Originally posted by st_trooper
Why do all long threads end up becoming FLAMES?


Why ask why?


Because I wanna know, that's why.

necrolust
January 25th, 2001, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by Jonathan
Settle down, ladies.


Hey Big Mike did you see what Jonathan just called you,I wouldn't take that sh!t from him,flame his a$$.lol

necrolust
January 25th, 2001, 10:23 PM
WOOOO HOOOOO 100 and still going strong,this thread rules!!!!!!!!

BIG MIKE
January 25th, 2001, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by necrolust
Originally posted by Jonathan
Settle down, ladies.


Hey Big Mike did you see what Jonathan just called you,I wouldn't take that sh!t from him,flame his a$$.lol

*Lmao* naw, he wasn`t talkin to me,,,, see how he says "settle down?" that`s indicating it`s directed towards the ones who are unsettled (being bitches)

Besides, Johnathan and me are old buddies- hell, we were in `Nam together. No gender confusion here.

necrolust
January 25th, 2001, 10:51 PM
*sniff,sniff*

ohhh,I promised myself that I wouldn't cry,but how can I help it,our little thread is all grown up,soon it will have little threads of its own.

BIG MIKE
January 25th, 2001, 11:20 PM
Hmmmmmm-
don`t think I like the thought of that to much. What say we "Whack" it to death with a shovel before it breeds!

kut187
January 25th, 2001, 11:21 PM
Actually, I'm pretty straight and have a very beautiful girlfriend. You're scum compared to me. You can call me gay all you want, but I have a reason to call you fat. Oh by the way, you are fat!

Out

kut187
January 25th, 2001, 11:23 PM
And unlike MaxDarkAngel, I have hundreds of pictures to prove it.

BIG MIKE
January 25th, 2001, 11:45 PM
Psst,,, hey kut- that Johnathan guy called you a lady, you gonna let him get away with that?

RaVeN69
January 26th, 2001, 12:23 AM
may we (hehehe) see some of these ...pictures? wink wink , nudge nudge , say-no-more ;-)

RaVeN69
January 26th, 2001, 12:24 AM
i meant pics of your f.i.n.e. girlfriend , not of you and any livestock! had to clarify

kut187
January 26th, 2001, 12:30 AM
i wouldnt post any pictures on here.... but almost all the pictures i have of her, have me in them, the only ones with just her are to big.

And if you don't believe me, I back my word up. [email protected], email me if you dont believe, I will show you. And if you are going to jack off to her, which you sounded like you were, go ahead, have fun.

APPOCALYPSE66
January 26th, 2001, 05:43 AM
Allrite godamned it.....if nobody else will....

[Grabs shovel from BIGMIKE, puts down gracious free beer]

*WHAP*

*WHAP*

*WHAP*

*WHAP*

*WHAP*

It isnt dying!!! [Grabs BIG MIKE by Feet]

*THUMP*

*THUMP*

*THUMP*

st_trooper
January 26th, 2001, 06:50 AM
Anyone,
Have you ever had a really big secret that you just wanted to get off your chest?

MaxDarkAngel
January 26th, 2001, 02:18 PM
sorry i wasnt here much, i have had soccer practice alot after school lately, but i will try to come sometimes, and if you do see me on NFL2K1, my new nickname there is HeLovesYouNOT (copped this off the new Valentine movie), so see all you babes later, hope to play (in nfl2k1) some of you later on, this is Jess signing off!

-Jessica

sirbills
January 26th, 2001, 03:18 PM
Why the name change MaxDark angel?

twEAkz
January 26th, 2001, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by kut187
the only ones with just her are to big.


How big are they? I mean a skinny persons pic couldnt be all that big.

Is she fat and takes a few pics taped together to show her or what?

XboxStar
January 26th, 2001, 03:36 PM
Attention. I have noticed that after 116 posts on this thread, that not but half (if that) of them are about what the original post was about.

I'm not trying to be an "*******" (I know I'm going to be quoted on that), but if you want to talk about an entirely different subject, please star an entirely new topic.

Thanks for you all's time.

APPOCALYPSE66
January 26th, 2001, 07:27 PM
so.....this thread has nothing to do with nonlinear module taping, and sheetrocking basements?? shi*....

natdaddy
January 26th, 2001, 07:41 PM
its been opened again! may the flaming commence!

mulder1212
January 26th, 2001, 08:24 PM
I, as a new moderator am officaly CLOSING this thread. SegaDCStars' action has been overturned. Say goodbye everyone.

necrolust
January 26th, 2001, 08:57 PM
It's alive!
It's alive!
(Insert maniacal laughter)

BIG MIKE
January 26th, 2001, 09:36 PM
crap! just when I thought it was safe to leave the house!

necrolust
January 26th, 2001, 10:29 PM
If this post makes it to 200,is it a senior member,and if it is,can it become a moderator?

Also,everyone knows that if you dig down far enough you will reach China,but what happens if you start digging in China??Do you end up where you started?:confused:

st_trooper
January 27th, 2001, 02:03 AM
LOL, if you dug through the center of the Earth you would end of in the middle the Indian Ocean. If you'd started digging from China you'd end up in South America.

necrolust
January 27th, 2001, 01:59 PM
Smartass,lol.

mulder1212
January 27th, 2001, 02:32 PM
NICE PIC NECRO, Where did you find HER? I'd like to go to the site and see some more pics like that. *lol* Oh Yea! peace. :)

necrolust
January 27th, 2001, 02:44 PM
Nice eh?go to:
http://www.maximonline.com
It's one of the Kristy Swanson pics,just make sure you have some hand lotion and tissues close by.:)

mulder1212
January 27th, 2001, 03:07 PM
OH YEA! Nice big pic of her. So she was the original 'Buffy' on that show. I didn't even know they swiched Buffys'. A Lot of other girls there too. What a eye feast. Thanks man. peace. :)

See now if you would have left, I would have missed out on this gallery of babes. You Stay Put. *lol*

RaVeN69
January 27th, 2001, 03:17 PM
swanson from the buffy movie, man she's hot

kut187
January 27th, 2001, 07:58 PM
I have yet to receive or read anything explaining why my posts are getting deleted. I am not using vulgar language. I am not breaking any rules.

Can anyone be a MAN enough to tell me what I am doing wrong. Or are you just going to keep on cowardly deleting my posts?

kut187
January 27th, 2001, 08:00 PM
Posted by Necrolust: "It's one of the Kristy Swanson pics,just make sure you have some hand lotion and tissues close by."

Get a girlfriend or a life!!!

mulder1212
January 27th, 2001, 08:27 PM
As a fellow college of Dr. Green and reviewing posts by said patient I concur with Dr. Greens opinion. Patient must calm down, His health my be at risk. Stroke, heart attack, High Blood Pressure among other things. Easy Does It. later.

mulder1212
January 27th, 2001, 08:53 PM
LOL. Maybe I miss spelled the word. I meant as in fellow worker in same profession. ex. doctor to doctor, lawyer to lawyer etc. NOT the school. Get it. Got it. Good. peace. :)

Nightmare
January 27th, 2001, 09:00 PM
Doubt its cuz of vulgar language. Check my sig, and check this.

f*ck, sh*t, ass, bitch, c*nt, d*ck, tits, assh*le, sh*tface, d*cksucker, jizzslurper, cumbubble, muthaf*cka, goddamn, c*ck, p*ssy, Michael Pinkerman.

necrolust
January 27th, 2001, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by kut187
Posted by Necrolust: "It's one of the Kristy Swanson pics,just make sure you have some hand lotion and tissues close by."

Get a girlfriend or a life!!!
This will be one of the very few times that I will be serious in a post,judging by all of your recent posts kut you need anger management courses.I am not joking,why are you so mad all the time,I've been taunted,teased,ridiculed,and been outcast my whole life,and even I'm not as mad at the world as you.What, were you beat up and picked on as a kid?Is that where this anger and need to belittle other people comes from?

BIG MIKE
January 27th, 2001, 09:59 PM
damn Kut, I`m thinking you need to go and have a beer or something, try and relax. Why not find a healthy outlet for all your rage, go beat up a prostitute or something!

Psst,,,, Dr Green, you remember that little procedure called a "Lobotomy?"

st_trooper
January 27th, 2001, 11:54 PM
Hey necrolust,
do us all a favor and resize (file size that is) your picture. It's 217k!!! (http://www.btinternet.com/~dave.newton/zone/pictures/kswanson020.jpg)

[Edited by st_trooper on 01-27-2001 at 10:57 PM]

natdaddy
January 28th, 2001, 02:29 AM
Originally posted by st_trooper
Hey necrolust,
do us all a favor and resize (file size that is) your picture. It's 217k!!! (http://www.btinternet.com/~dave.newton/zone/pictures/kswanson020.jpg)

[Edited by st_trooper on 01-27-2001 at 10:57 PM]


whats wrong with it a 217k?....if its smaller will it load faster or somthin??....and i go away one day and i come back to see this thread with posts aplenty!!! with a couple of flames to the side........

necrolust
January 28th, 2001, 02:30 AM
Tell me how and I will.

SPIDERone
January 28th, 2001, 02:34 AM
the thing is..
the image is about 1000x1000 pixels..
so its actually loading the whole picture,just displaying it at 100x75 pixels..
so its loading a bunch of unneeded crap..
if he would resize and save it..it would load within about 5 seconds..right now,it takes like 2 mins to load fully

necrolust
January 28th, 2001, 02:52 AM
I repeat,TELL ME HOW AND I WILL,and also I don't have a computer.

SPIDERone
January 28th, 2001, 02:59 AM
try this..
http://www.geocities.com/Xx_SPIDERone_xX/kswanson020.jpg

kut187
January 28th, 2001, 06:00 AM
what the hell does my anger matter on here anyway. I don't get in fights in real life physically or verbally. For one, I'm a nice guy, for two, whenever I do get mad at someone, they give in because I'm bigger and badder than most I know or see. My friends tell me thats why I don't fight. I don't give a rats @ss what any of you think about me. i like to give crap to people online. Basically because it's more fun than being friends with them, and i don't need any of you as friends. Was I bullied or picked on in high school. Well, Im only a year out and no, not once. I am popular and liked by most, and the others are just too scared. so whenever you feel like making a 'flame' towards me (which none of you all really got anything done to you) remember that it doesnt hurt me. I love to argue. out biatches

natdaddy
January 28th, 2001, 06:06 AM
well if anyone wants to flame, this is the thread to flame on!

st_trooper
January 28th, 2001, 06:23 AM
Originally posted by SPIDERone
the thing is..
the image is about 1000x1000 pixels..

LOL, it's 1217x1600!

And what the hell is on her chest?

[Edited by st_trooper on 01-28-2001 at 05:42 AM]

mulder1212
January 28th, 2001, 06:24 AM
Don't you dare change Necros' pic! I like the large...size pic, It's more real. Just look at her face and into her beutiful eyes. You want to mess up this beauty that God made. NO!

Around her neck is a thin multi chained necklace.

[Edited by mulder1212 on 01-28-2001 at 05:31 AM]

st_trooper
January 28th, 2001, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by natdaddy


whats wrong with it a 217k?....if its smaller will it load faster or somthin
Compare the two (the big one is on the bottom).

http://www.geocities.com/Xx_SPIDERone_xX/kswanson020.jpg

http://www.btinternet.com/~dave.newton/zone/pictures/kswanson020.jpg "width="75"height="100"

It's almost 23 times smaller.

[Edited by st_trooper on 01-28-2001 at 05:35 AM]

mulder1212
January 28th, 2001, 06:45 AM
The bottom pic is a little sharper. I gotta use the DC magnifier to see it. That's why I like bigger pics. peace. :)

necrolust
January 28th, 2001, 01:43 PM
Thanks for the help Spider.
Now it doesn't take a half hour to read a thread that I've posted in.

BIG MIKE
January 28th, 2001, 02:24 PM
yes, isn`t that spider just so helpful?! lets send him bucket of nuts or something!

natdaddy
January 28th, 2001, 09:18 PM
that the bottom one loads slower.....

NiGHTS_01
January 29th, 2001, 12:27 PM
Holy Crap.... I just read through this entire damned thread, and it's GOLD I tell you! GOLD!

Man, I just wasted 20 minutes reading this thing...

BIG MIKE
January 29th, 2001, 01:56 PM
*lol* yeah, it`s got a little of everything in it doesn`t it?

st_trooper
January 29th, 2001, 04:50 PM
...and to think someone wanted to close this beautiful thread.

natdaddy
January 29th, 2001, 07:05 PM
but anyone remeber tymans "the list"? that thing had like 400 or 500 posts.....this may be the biggest thing ever since that.....if you dont count that other one in the ladder forums that has so much.....

st_trooper
January 29th, 2001, 07:45 PM
I thought that thread was about 7 or 8 pages. There's no way that was bigger than this.

PsYcHo
January 29th, 2001, 07:48 PM
I just had to post in the biggest thread ive seen

:D

BIG MIKE
January 29th, 2001, 08:26 PM
damn,,, I like that sig psycho!

necrolust
January 29th, 2001, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by PsYcHo
I just had to post in the biggest thread ive seen

:D

I've got a pretty big thread myself(if ya know what I mean)

Wanna see it:eek:

kut187
February 1st, 2001, 09:06 AM
who says this thread can't be 500-600 posts long. Get jetsgurl or MaxDarkAngel back in here, and you're sure to have about 50 more posts at least.

taymigidy
February 1st, 2001, 09:19 AM
Wanna play quake3? Any1, anywhere, anytime!!! Just holla.

[email protected]

M
TAY
N

Suity83
February 1st, 2001, 10:27 AM
This is pretty funny, I rememerb seeing that pic about six months ago when I was chattin with a girl in irc. She said she was from florida and her anme is alicia. She also told me it was from a model shoot. from when she was 15. which would have been a couple of years ago if she is telling the truth. I doubted it was her pic and I am doubting that it is this MAxdarkAngel's pic too. But now we have 2 girls claimin the same pic.

st_trooper
February 1st, 2001, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Suity83
I doubted it was her pic and I am doubting that it is this MAxdarkAngel's pic too. But now we have 2 girls claimin the same pic.

I think most of us had doubt from the day she posted that picture. I mean how many newbies come here with their first post and "Hey I'm a girl and here is my picture."? Obviously s/he was trying to get attention and someone that pretty doesn't need this type of attention. Furthermore, everyone is asking for another picture but she can't provide one. She apparently tried to give jetgurl (or whatever your name is, sorry) but that didn't work. I'll admit, if it is guy, that he has pretty big balls coming back for more everyday.

BIG MIKE
February 1st, 2001, 04:14 PM
Hmmm,,,, if she can send a pix to the "am I hot or not site" why can`t she send one out to someone through e-mail? you mean, out of all the people that have asked her to send them one- she has yet to do so?

John the Fisherman
February 1st, 2001, 05:51 PM
She or it said it themselves, that is not her pic. She used someone else pic, hahahahahahahaha. Phuckin bizatch. And I called her a hot piece of ass, damn I'm so stupid

Nightmare
February 1st, 2001, 05:56 PM
Yeah, and I wanna choke her f*ckin' ass!!!!DIEMUTHAF*CKADIE!!!!

natdaddy
February 1st, 2001, 06:17 PM
lol are u ok nightmare?

Nightmare
February 1st, 2001, 06:22 PM
Hell nawwwwww, I've always hated lyin' ass hoes. LOL.

BIG MIKE
February 1st, 2001, 10:13 PM
Hey, congrats nightmare- you just turned into a senior! way to go man!!

PsYcHo
February 1st, 2001, 10:25 PM
This still hasn't ended yet... lol

BIG MIKE
February 1st, 2001, 10:34 PM
*lol* this is the thread that won`t die- it`ll be here long after all of us have turned to dust man. Hey- why don`t one of you guys go to her thread "I`d like to get to know you" and be nice to her, and ask her to email you a picture- don`t be confrontational be "tactful" and see what she says/does.

[Edited by BIG MIKE on 02-01-2001 at 09:36 PM]

mulder1212
February 2nd, 2001, 03:34 AM
12, 12? Pages long and STILL GOING?? Did someone hook up the Energizer Bunny to this thread??? *lol* This MUST be the LONGEST THREAD in Dricas World Forums history. WHY? becuse of a woman ..err possible woman. Figures huh. peace. :)

[Edited by mulder1212 on 02-02-2001 at 03:37 AM]

st_trooper
February 2nd, 2001, 06:10 AM
Originally posted by mulder1212
becuse of a woman ..err possible woman. Figures huh. peace. :)


*wonders why MaxDarkAngel hasn't been seen lately*

Let's just call him/her an 'it' for now ;).

mulder1212
February 2nd, 2001, 08:37 AM
*lol* with st_trooper. Lets call her/him 'it'. What, like that short creature with the long body-covering hair on The Adams Family, Cousion 'IT'. :D
peace. :)

kut187
February 2nd, 2001, 09:40 AM
i sent her my pic cuz she asked for it, and then I asked her if she had anymore pics, and she never responded. She just gives out the cold shoulder when you ask her about more pics

sirbills
February 2nd, 2001, 10:20 AM
Man, that's sorta crazy sending strangers your pick. Don't be suprised if you see your face plastered on a porn site doing some pig!lol

Dreamcall
February 2nd, 2001, 12:09 PM
lol thats true! lol

John the Fisherman
February 2nd, 2001, 01:04 PM
She's a phuckin mutant dude. Most girs that are hot or at least average and they make a post like this one "hey here I am boyz" have no prob. showing themselves off. But when they put someone else's pic up sayin dats it's them then they gots to be fugly...I think...could be wrong though, but thats the way I see it.

RaVeN69
February 2nd, 2001, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by sirbills
Man, that's sorta crazy sending strangers your pick. Don't be suprised if you see your face plastered on a porn site doing some pig!lol
what's the old saying? oh yes... any publicity is good publicity lmfao

BIG MIKE
February 2nd, 2001, 04:01 PM
*rubs chin thoughtfuly*

Hmmm,,,,, free exposure,,,,,,,,,,,

natdaddy
February 2nd, 2001, 07:37 PM
whats it now, random topics? and im so glad this thread is still alive......but no one really wants to touch it right now....

PsYcHo
February 2nd, 2001, 07:47 PM
word up h0mi3z

natdaddy
February 2nd, 2001, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by PsYcHo
word up h0mi3z

my point exactly........

st_trooper
February 2nd, 2001, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by John the Fisherman
She's a phuckin mutant dude. Most girs that are hot or at least average and they make a post like this one "hey here I am boyz" have no prob. showing themselves off. But when they put someone else's pic up sayin dats it's them then they gots to be fugly...I think...could be wrong though, but thats the way I see it.
I never thought a fisherman would make me laugh as hard as John did. A mutant, LOL.

leo
February 3rd, 2001, 09:42 AM
and no hiro? hirooooooooooooo?

BIG MIKE
February 3rd, 2001, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by natdaddy
whats it now, random topics? and im so glad this thread is still alive......but no one really wants to touch it right now....

Bah!~ bunch of pansies! hell wit` `em I say! this will be our own private thread then!

necrolust
February 3rd, 2001, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by natdaddy
but no one really wants to touch it right now....



Damn you must be ugly!

I'm sure if you paid him/her/it MaxDarkAngel would touch it for you (if ya know what I mean *nudge,nudge*):D:D:D

BIG MIKE
February 3rd, 2001, 10:43 PM
well, I have a dollar-

RaVeN69
February 3rd, 2001, 10:46 PM
the thread that would not die

Nightmare
February 3rd, 2001, 10:56 PM
*In loud voice Nightmare screams*

Quick, this threads gone flatline, we need posts STAT, oh god! Testicular Defibrulation, testicular defibrilation!!!*

*BIG MIKE*

Whats that mean?

*NIGHTMARE*

SHOCK ITS F*CKING NUTS!!!!!!

BIG MIKE
February 3rd, 2001, 11:37 PM
(oh boy, I can`t think of a better person to have a defibulator!)

Uh,,,nightmare man,,,,,ummmm,,, it`s not that I don`t trust you or anything man- but me and my balls are going over the the other side of the room till your done playing with that thing-

*Big Mike & his balls creep across the room, away from nightmare and his new toy*

Nightmare
February 3rd, 2001, 11:56 PM
*In innocent voice*

Hey, Mike. Come on over here. It doesn't hurt, its kinda like nipple clamps and a car battery. Its cool, watch *Nightmare shocks his nuts*, Oh F*CK, my pubes are burnin' and my nuts is smokin'!!!! Hurry, MaxDirty****. Put ya' mouth on 'em ya' dirty ass f*ckin' ho.

BIG MIKE
February 4th, 2001, 12:17 AM
Uhhh,,, nope. Staying over here where it`s all safe and stuff. RaVeN is still standing over there, why don`t you show him your new toy? bet he`d like to see it! *wink`nudge*

necrolust
February 4th, 2001, 02:39 AM
Put those down nightmare,it doesn't need defibrilation.We need to clear all of the sh!t out of it,time for an enema,hehehehe

BIG MIKE
February 4th, 2001, 04:37 AM
damn~ you give this thread an enema, hell, there wouldn`t be nothin left of it!

Nightmare
February 4th, 2001, 09:10 AM
Only 3 more posts til 200. Keep it alive.

*Hey, get back here Raven, it only stings for a minute!!!*

RaVeN69
February 4th, 2001, 09:45 AM
number one line i'd most hate to hear not coming from a dentist:

"you may feel a small prick"

necrolust
February 4th, 2001, 01:13 PM
I'd hate to hear that even from my dentist.Everyone has seen THAT Seinfeld

necrolust
February 4th, 2001, 01:18 PM
WOOOO HOOOOO 200posts this thread is a senior member.Let's have a party,I'll get the beer and sheep,er,I mean women.

natdaddy
February 4th, 2001, 01:20 PM
beer and sheep for everyone!

BIG MIKE
February 4th, 2001, 03:08 PM
Did someone say "Beer?!"

damn, I`ve never seen a thread become a senior member before!

*Lmao* well,I guess I missed that seinfeld!

RaVeN69
February 4th, 2001, 03:25 PM
did someone say sheep ?


actually i stole that joke from some guy on comedy central , he says "you may feel a small prick. well i'm gonna need alot more novicaine then doc!"

PsYcHo
February 4th, 2001, 03:32 PM
YaY this is a senior member thread :D

BIG MIKE
February 4th, 2001, 07:50 PM
Now, do we put this bastard "to bed" or keep it around? Sheeit- this thread almost feels like family by now!

mulder1212
February 4th, 2001, 09:10 PM
I want to cheat, yes CHEAT online with Q3. For once or twice I wanna 'THE' bad ass in the game. Eat rockets/nukes and laugh at them! Know any codes for inviceibility guys. Thanks :)

OK then, Let's party UP!!!
Get down and shake your groove thang.

BIG MIKE
February 4th, 2001, 09:49 PM
*Lmfao* @ mulder- hey, now who`s "off topic?"

"Bwahahahaha!"

feels good don`t it mulder- c`mon, admit it!

I don`t know of any cheats- check with wein, he`s the resident expert.

st_trooper
February 5th, 2001, 01:35 AM
You all ruined this thread. It used to be funny, now it's just lame.

BIG MIKE
February 5th, 2001, 05:04 AM
you guys are all bastards for ruining this thread!

Bah!~

mulder1212
February 5th, 2001, 05:58 AM
LOL. I know it's OT But after a few pages of this long a$$ thread. This tread seemed to turn into a FREE FOR ALL. That's why this thread isn't dying. Almost everything from A to Z has been posted. You know who started all this? A supposed WOMAN. Figures huh. peace bro. :):)

leo
February 5th, 2001, 09:02 AM
whoa!

RaVeN69
February 5th, 2001, 09:05 AM
how ironic , Dr saying Die, aren't Dr's supposed to save threads? lol

jetsgurl80
February 5th, 2001, 09:08 AM
you guys are strange

RaVeN69
February 5th, 2001, 11:25 AM
i take pride in being strange lol, why be a cookie cutter ;-)

PsYcHo
February 5th, 2001, 02:51 PM
We are gonna hafta leave this thread go some time...

kut187
February 5th, 2001, 04:38 PM
Speaking of this thread... the owner has disappeared. Or did she form back into jetsgurl. Hmm, whatever it was, it is no longer around, or is it?

st_trooper
February 5th, 2001, 05:36 PM
I think "it's" still here but in "it's" male form.

st_trooper
February 5th, 2001, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by jetsgurl80
you guys are strange

We're strange? Pretending to be someone you're not is normal?

jetsgurl80
February 6th, 2001, 08:24 AM
you immature idiot

RaVeN69
February 6th, 2001, 08:47 AM
st makes a new friend, aww lol

leo
February 6th, 2001, 11:33 AM
another set back for female gamers. couldn't just come here and post and play video games. gotta flood the pages with 'im a girl' and here's my pic, but it's not my pic, it's my sister's pic, but she's not my sister....
what did you think was going to happen when you posted those threads? nobody needs to know your gender or see your picture to play you at nfl2k. then you turn around and call these guys immature and dumb when they gave you the response you should have expected. bah!

BIG MIKE
February 6th, 2001, 03:05 PM
good shot leo! I`d call that a "shot" to the jaw `fer sure!

st_trooper
February 6th, 2001, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by jetsgurl80
you immature idiot

OUCH!!! A perverted, fraud called me a, ... oh no,... an ... immature idiot!!!

PsYcHo
February 6th, 2001, 08:05 PM
Jetsgurl and Maxdarkangel are probly some 60 year old perverted man...

necrolust
February 6th, 2001, 10:13 PM
Yeah, probably into kiddie porn too.Or maybe they're just BigMike and SegaDCstar in drag.You never know what those two are capable of.

(badger f**kers)


j/k;)

BIG MIKE
February 6th, 2001, 11:36 PM
*bouncing an empty beer can off necro`s head*

~~~BoNk!~~

*lol* doubt if I`d look that good in drag, but `preciate the thought.

glufx
February 6th, 2001, 11:54 PM
i have gas

BIG MIKE
February 7th, 2001, 12:03 AM
and dammit- might I add, I never actualy "penetrated" said "badger" per say- it was just a little innocent "petting"

sorry about the "gas" glufx- I guess you brought it to the right thread-

glufx
February 7th, 2001, 12:16 AM
Well where else would I announce that im feeling a lil flatulent. hehehe Gas is fun everywhere!!!

BIG MIKE
February 7th, 2001, 12:36 AM
heh,,,, you ever pull the infamous "Dutch oven?" thats when you rip one under the covers, and then pull the blanket over your wifes/girlfriends head. This is only funny if your planning on going without sex for awhile anyways-

glufx
February 7th, 2001, 12:39 AM
nope, but I have the "The Teabag" :D

BIG MIKE
February 7th, 2001, 12:46 AM
oh gawd,,,,, *shudders* what the hells that? - trust me, I really don`t wanna know, but it`s like the "train wreck" you don`t wanna look at it, but ya hafta!

natdaddy
February 7th, 2001, 02:29 PM
this thread is officially dead

kut187
February 7th, 2001, 04:28 PM
DEAD??? who said dead!

BIG MIKE
February 7th, 2001, 05:01 PM
shouldn`t someone perform it`s last rites?

heh, actualy the threads been taken over by squaters! see what happens when you leave a perfectly good thread abandoned?!

st_trooper
February 7th, 2001, 05:58 PM
You all ruined a perfectly good thread. It used to be funny, now it's just lame.

mulder1212
February 7th, 2001, 08:11 PM
And boring too. Sorry guys IT is dying out. peace. :)

*PLAYS TAPS FOR THIS THREAD*

BIG MIKE
February 8th, 2001, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by st_trooper
You all ruined a perfectly good thread. It used to be funny, now it's just lame.


hey, you said that already! okay, this is my official "last" post here- I`ll let the poor bastard thread die of natural causes!

st_trooper
February 8th, 2001, 06:31 AM
It's even lamer now:(:rolleyes::eek:;)

*welcomes page 17*

necrolust
February 8th, 2001, 09:49 PM
*necrolust struts on to thread wearing his pimp attire*

Hey, has anyone seen my badgers? Mike,you bastard I know you took them! I saw the look in your eye when you saw them in their little cowboy hats.Give them back or I'll tell Donster that you've been stalking his sig.

You have until midnight.

RaVeN69
February 8th, 2001, 09:54 PM
what mike needs now is a drunken charlton heston quote from "treasure of the sierra madre" lol

BIG MIKE
February 8th, 2001, 10:04 PM
*Big Mike,,, pauses in the hallway,,, scratching his head,,,,, christ, I said I wasn`t going to post in here no more,,, must,,, resist,,,,,must,,,,,,,,resist- can`t,,,,,,,post,,,,,here-

BIG MIKE
February 8th, 2001, 10:11 PM
~Bah!,screw it!

*Big Mike staggers in, preparing to do a little "Ground Chuck,,,, oh sh!t,, I`ve never seen that one,,, um,, Ben Hur, will hafta work I guess*

~Gravely voiced Chuck Heston~

"Arrr,,,, you bastard romans,,, I`ll kick your [email protected] ass,,, faster you stupid [email protected] horses!, lest I "Layeth the smacketh on your candy @sses!!" ~Ack,,,,, [email protected] to hell,,, all this chariot racing is getting dust in my beer,,, *Chariot hit`s bump, Beer spills- Noooooooo!! bastard horses!- an enraged Chuck yanks the horses to a stop,,, gets off the chariot,, walks over to the bastard horse, and proceeds to kick it in the @ss,, repeatedly!-

~WhUmp!

~~~Whump!

~Whump!

~Whump!

~~~~~Whump!

~~~Whump!

BIG MIKE
February 8th, 2001, 10:13 PM
Dammit Necro, this is the only badger I have man-

http://www.selu.com/bio/wildlife/mammal/badger/badger01.jpg

aint he cute?!

RaVeN69
February 8th, 2001, 10:16 PM
chuck, if he would have been in the afore mentioned movie

ahem " badgers?! ... we don't need no steenkin badgers"

lol

necrolust
February 8th, 2001, 10:24 PM
Dammit Mike I know you're lying!

GIVE! THEM! BACK!!!

Do you know how much money you've cost me already?! Sure the ho's bring in pretty good money,but the badgers are gravy man, pure gravy!

You've got a little over 1.5 hrs left,DON"T F**K WITH ME!

BIG MIKE
February 8th, 2001, 11:00 PM
heh, I have an alibi, you`ll never pin this on me man!

"Bwahahahahaha!"

[Edited by BIG MIKE on 02-08-2001 at 10:45 PM]

necrolust
February 8th, 2001, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by BIG MIKE
you`ll pin this on me man!

DUH!

Tick, Tock Mike time's growing short, What do you think Donster will do to you when he finds out?Hehe I wouldn't want to be you.

BIG MIKE
February 8th, 2001, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by necrolust
Originally posted by BIG MIKE
you`ll pin this on me man!

DUH!

Tick, Tock Mike time's growing short, What do you think Donster will do to you when he finds out?Hehe I wouldn't want to be you.

Whups~ supposed to be "never pin this on me!" [email protected]!

Hmmm,,,, I dunno man, I dunno if donster will believe you- I was perty cleverly disguised while I was stalking, nobody even noticed. What a good stalker am I!!!!!!

necrolust
February 8th, 2001, 11:52 PM
The hour fast approaches Mike, are you really going to gamble everything on Donster not beleiving me?Just think,If he does beleive me you will never see the sig again.Are you really going to risk that

necrolust
February 9th, 2001, 12:02 AM
Sadly it has come to this Mike.I didn't want to ruin your little secret but alas i have to.

BIG MIKE
February 9th, 2001, 12:16 AM
*Big Mike huridly begins running incriminating documents through his paper shredder,,throwing any physical evidence into the fireplace and setting it ablaze,,,,,,,*

"Whew,,,hey, I still have enuff time for a game of "squeeze the badger" now where did I stash them little bastards?!"

glufx
February 9th, 2001, 12:39 AM
well i'll give you a hint mike. they WERE in the chair your sitting in.:D

BIG MIKE
February 9th, 2001, 12:43 AM
ah yes,,,, sweet! thanks glufx- want to play with one?

oh, welcome to page 18. [email protected], this is my last official post in this thread ( I mean it this time )

glufx
February 9th, 2001, 01:07 AM
naw thats ok, for some reason they smell like ****. hehehe

PsYcHo
February 9th, 2001, 03:59 PM
whoa this thread still hasnt ended!

natdaddy
February 9th, 2001, 09:16 PM
this place is a little quiet.......la la la la la! why is it dead?!?! nooooo!

st_trooper
February 10th, 2001, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by DrGreen
DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!

Are you used to people screaming this 'around' you?

[Edited by st_trooper on 02-12-2001 at 05:36 PM]

BIG MIKE
February 10th, 2001, 12:48 AM
Hey, this thread used to be funny, but you bastards ruined it!!


















*lmao* I couldn`t resist!

necrolust
February 10th, 2001, 02:58 AM
This thread will never die! It's immortal.